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Jewel Staite Has The Best Twitter Account Ever

Take your whole wheat donut and get the frig outta here.

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And lucky for us, she's also kind of a social media wiz. Her Instagram account is hilarious.

Instagram: @jewelstaite

But her Twitter account is the best.

If I had a nickel for every time a woman calling herself a "fellow mom" gave me unsolicited advice, I'd pay to bring back Firefly myself.


Her tweets are so great that they should be immortalized as inspirational posters. AND SO IT SHALL BE DONE.

Somebody asked me what I got my 12 day old baby for Christmas. Seriously? I got the energy sucking milk guzzling vampire LIFE.