Hello and welcome. I am here today to blow your mind with some simple math. This is Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum, who you probably know simply as Jeff Goldblum, Hottest And Most Charming Man Alive:
Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum was born on October 22, 1952. Now, if you don't have a calculator on hand, allow me to save you some precious time. By my calculations, that makes our beloved Jeffrey Lynn 65 years old.
In light of this math, many questions spring to mind, such as "How?" and "What?" and "No?"
As you can tell by taking one quick, cursory glance at sweet Jeff, he cannot be 65 years old.
Look, 65 is not necessarily "old," however, there is no way in hell THIS MAN is 65 years old.