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1. When they perfectly captured what it means to be touched by the one true sovereign.
2. When they made it very clear that they who speak ill of The Queen will answer for it.
3. And pointed out the difference between mere peasant music and The Queen's music.
4. (All of which they already own, obvi.)
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5. When they poetically captured what it feels like to live under her gentle rule.
6. Remember when The Queen perched on a swan floatie with her current Prince Consort? They had a lot of fun with that.
7. And declared that she and her swan floatie of goodness would RULE SPACE AS WELL.
8. They've also had some serious fun with said Prince Consort.
9. When they saw the darkness in Princess Meredith, and loved her for it.
10. And loved both the Princesses for all the similarities they share with their mother.
11. When their biggest goal in life was just to make The Queen laugh.
12. When they were like, "Hey, BeyHive."
13. And then they were like, "We see you, Madonna."
14. That time they were kind enough to break down The Queen's English for all the plebes out there.
15. Even if she herself is not as properly versed in all her kingdom's languages.
16. When they loved The Queen for her natural humility.
17. And her natural sweetness.
18. But respected her terrifying power as well.
19. When they feverishly reblogged, just so that they might stand in her presence.
20. And then accurately summarized just how transformative standing in her presence is.
21. When their thirst for The Queen was very real.
22. When they immortalized her in a fashion more lasting than having her face printed on money.
23. When they put pen to paper and gave The Queen most solemn thanks.
24. And loved every part of her.
25. Seriously, every part.
26. When the true loyalists threw subtle shade at the bandwagon fans.
27. And gave a sweet smize to all of The Queen's lesser rivals.
28. When they drew this parallel and declared themselves her loving fairy godmother.
29. When they sat back and were so proud of how wonderfully she's grown up in the public eye.
30. And promised to always be there for her.
31. When they thanked The Queen for loving her subjects back as they love her.
32. And for helping them grow.
33. And then they were just like, "Ok, time to bow down, guys. Here she comes."
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