Hey '80s Kids, "Labyrinth" Is Returning To Theaters For Three Days

    All my codpiece dreams are coming true.

    It is a well-known fact that Labyrinth is, in fact, the greatest movie ever made.

    It has everything: magic, ethically questionable romance, and Jareth the Goblin King's legendary codpiece that led to the sexual awakening of a generation.

    Well, great news, you'll be able to see that codpiece on the big screen again! The '80s classic is returning to theaters for three days (April 29, May 1, and May 2) in more than 400 theaters nationwide.

    Screenings will include an introduction by both Brian Henson and by star Jennifer Connelly. You can find the closest participating theater here.

    My body is ready.