19 Highland Cows Who Are Fresher Than You

    Fresher than mooooo.

    1. "I am udderly fabulous."

    2. "So fabulous I could be in the moovies."

    3. "Seriously. Just take a mooment to check me out."

    4. "Did you say something? Couldn't hear you over the sound of my own freshness."

    5. "Some people just don't have the stomachs for it."

    6. "Such a shame we can't all look this fresh on windy days."

    7. "What's your beef? Do I look too fresh for you?"

    8. "Whatever. When you look this good, you've gotta milk it."

    9. "Even if I cud take my fabulousness down a notch, I wouldn't."

    10. "I've herd it all before, darling."

    11. "It's all just jealous grazy talk."

    12. "Brush off the haters and moove on."

    13. "Just steer yourself in a different direction."

    14. "So fresh it can't be cowculated."

    15. "This freshness cannot be denied."

    16. "Try to deny it, I dairy you."

    17. "There's just 🎵 something in the way I moo. 🎵"

    18. "And my squad? Bet you've never seen someone as fresh as herbivore."

    19. "Moo betch, get out the way."