1.
Just a fried mac 'n cheese ball, all gooey and cheesey and...whatever, no big deal.
2.
Fettuccini Alfredo, haha, don't care. But the sauce...
3.
Omg, it's on the fork, omgomgomgomg.
4.
Oh god no, not the Four Cheese Pasta.
5.
The pizza. Oh my sweet and fluffy lord, the pizza.
6.
*small, child-like whimpering*
7.
OK, fine, look, just a big dish of Louisiana Chicken Pasta, looking all golden and crispy but also soft and luscious...
8.
Oh jfc and now the crispy shrimp. THE CRISPY SHRIMP.
9.
WHERE'S AN ADULT?? I NEED AN ADULT.
10.
The meatballlsssss yaaaaas.
11.
MEATBALLSSSSS. OK, OK. Moving on. All good. In control.
12.
PEANUT BUTTER NOOOOOO!!!!!
13.
So smooth, so perfect...
14.
*whispers* Dulce de leche...
15.
Oh fuck, the s'mores, the S'MOOORES!!!
16.
No. Noooo! *strangled noises of pleasure*
17.
I just. *strangled noises of pleasure*
18.
I'm fine. *strangled noises of pleasure*
19.
Eeeeeee! *strangled noises of pleasure*
20.
THE MERINGUE. *strangled noises of pleasure*
22.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
23.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAS!
24.
*leans back, lights cigarette*
