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    Posted on Dec 16, 2015

    33 Dwight Schrute Jokes That Still Make You Laugh Every Time

    "The eyes are the groin of the head."

    1. Perhaps you've heard of Dwight K. Schrute. The "K" stands for something.

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    2. He's the resident master of birthday celebrations.

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    3. Despite his co-workers' lack of vision.

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    4. He's a master of puns.

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    5. A master of naming pets.

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    6. A master of comebacks.

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    7. A master of music.

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    8. He's a master of most things, really.

    9. He believes in things. Like Halloween.

    10. And population control.

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    11. And rewarding hard work.

    12. One thing he doesn't believe in? The triceratops.

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    13. But he does believe in justice.

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    14. And recycling.

    15. He's not a man of many words.

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    16. He's a man of action.

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    17. He doesn't conform to society's norms.

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    18. He appreciates a good, boundary-blending outfit.

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    19. And a good, reliable TV show.

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    20. Dwight K. Schrute isn't afraid to ask questions.

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    21. Because he's not just a man.

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    22. He's more than that.

    23. He's a man with a plan.

    24. But you must never forget that Dwight K. Schrute is also a sensitive soul.

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    25. And a committed friend.

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    26. He'll always tell you the truth.

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    27. He won't sugarcoat things.

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    28. He's an honest man.

    29. He's a man of science.

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    30. Seriously, he digs science.

    31. It's kind of his jam.

    32. But don't cross him. He never forgives, he never forgets.

    33. Because he's Dwight K. Schrute, and he's not fooling around.

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