1. On the next generation of geeks:
"mom, why is my cousin named harry?" "Bc ur aunt loves Harry Potter" "How abt me?" "Be quiet Jyn Cassian Bodhi Baze… https://t.co/TWLdrfigwD
2. On giving the films a more appropriate name:
3. On how we ALL reacted to that one scene:
4. On character development:
5. Seriously, Darth Vader made a PUN:
6. A play on words:
That Darth Vader pun was a bit Forced
7. Goddamnit:
8. But let's be honest, it wasn't the best line in the movie:
you: darth vader was the highlight of rogue one me, an intellectual: "are you kidding me? IM BLIND" was the higlight of rogue one
9. On how we all eventually became Saw Gerrera:
10. On the meaning of love post–Rogue One:
11. On the sweet and perfect cinnamon roll that is Cassian:
12. On our collective emotional truth:
*goes to see Rogue One*
13. On the real reason Darth Vader avoided the final beach showdown:
The REAL reason Darth Vader decided not to fight on the beach on Scarif. 🙄 #RogueOne
14. On fandom:
girl: i like star wars boy: name the cousin of the brother of the distant family friend of the actor who played darth vader
15. On Jyn and K-2SO's frenemyship:
First half of Rogue One Jyn: *breathes* K2SO:
16. And on Cassian and K-2SO's true love:
17. On the glory of fanfiction:
i love how no one is straight in the Trinity of Pilots
18. On Rogue One being deemed a "war movie":
19. On the typo we've all made:
20. On emotional destruction:
21. On pure emotional destruction:
22. UGHHHH:
23. On that final scene:
there is nothing worse than when you are watching a stirring tribute to young Darth Vader and then someone has photoshopped in your mom
24. Seriously, that final scene was a lot:
25. And finally, on Bodhi mirroring our own feelings:
