This Super Caffeinated Coffee Is About To Make Your Sluggish Mornings So Much Better
I mean, over 15,000 (!!!) positive reviews can't be wrong.
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Do you hate getting ready in the mornings? Do you repeatedly hit the snooze button because you despise waking up with same amount of wrath that satan himself possesses? Do you literally just love coffee? Great, then THIS POST IS FOR YOU.
Sleepy heads of the world, allow me to introduce you to Death Wish ground coffee ($20). It's a specialty roast containing twice the amount of caffeine compared to an average cup of coffee — so, um yes, it really does live up to its name.
Now, when I say people love this coffee, I mean people LOVE this coffee. It has over 15,000 positive reviews on Amazon, and a 4.6-star rating. And if you've ever perused Amazon, you know a 4.6-star rating is almost unheard of!
First off, this isn't some bland hotel-level coffee. Point in case: This reviewer noted the flavor's "wonderful rich and smooth 'bulk', no acidic aftertaste." Hey, that all sounds good to me!
This person just left the best review so I obviously had to include it:
"I'm sold. I bought this to keep me alert and focused at work. By my second cup I no longer needed a keyboard or mouse, as I was able to control my computer directly by thought. By the third cup I could hear colors and smell sounds. After my fourth cup, I decided to burn off some of the excess energy with a quick jog, and ended up finishing the Kessel Run in 11 parsecs flat! Seriously... Buy this stuff!" —Erick W.