11. Bed time is 10 p.m on a normal day.
12. Or 11 at the absolute latest.
13. Anything after starts giving you anxiety about how much sleep you’re losing.
14. But you’re a total morning person!
15. You look forward to waking up, drinking coffee, and watching Good Morning America.
16. Your favorite shows consist of Wheel of Fortune, anything on the I.D. channel, and HGTV.
17. You actually look forward to sick days because it means you get to watch Price is Right.
18. You have no interest in keeping up with any of the Kardashians and you find them all incredibly annoying.
19. Honestly, you don’t get most pop-culture references.
20. What does “crossfaded" even mean?