StagesMy res floorAle House all ages eventKegger at my friends’ FRECs’ houseAcross the hall on my res floorFootball partyThrough friendsWaiting for a cab in the lobbyHalloween party
Forgettable faceBig dick but skinny bodyChildlike bodyTallBig and blackHomeless looking with dad bodUnique nipplesStick thin and cross-eyedSoft feminine features
My res room while my roommate is thereThe stage at Ale HouseMen’s’ bathroom at StagesMy double res roomMy res room with my roommate and her friends thereThe floor of my friend’s room while sheHis houseHis single res roomMy single res room
Stationary and fully clothed sexGetting my ass eatenLimp dick on my headWhiskey dickCuddling after sexNormal drunk sexP in the VGetting fingered in publicGetting fucked while unconscious
Avoid him at all costs until he texts you months later asking to “chill”Avoid him and feel embarrassed that it ever happenedTry to become friend and ignore when he tries to make a move on youAvoid him (floorcest is awkward af)One night standAct like it never happened and stay friendsFriends with benefitsContinue talking but eventually break it offLead him on then suddenly ghost him
The worst I’ve even hadHe couldn’t get it up but was good at other stuff ?Too drunk to rememberGreat ?Made me want to cuddle all day longToo drunk to have sexOk but I wasn’t into itDrunk and grossUnsure whether or not sex occurred (was unconscious while it happened)
Which Queen's Guy Should You Hook Up With?
This black giant loves drunk unconscious girls, so if you like to get blackout drunk every weekend you too would have a great time. BONUS: he works at Stages (but probably won’t let you in). Andy also likes to text you after months of not talking at 2am asking to "chill".
This homeless looking eng kid is down for anything, even a threesome with your grossest friend. Gavin enjoys country music and beer. Be careful though, he will piss the bed when drunk.
This guy is someone you meet when drunk who you may or may not remember his name. Most likely, you'll have extremely drunk sex and forget most of it. If you're lucky, he won't ask for your number and save you the trouble of blocking him after.
Although Charlie looks like a 12 year old boy, he can fuck like a 16 year old girl. With Charlie, you'll be embarrassed for sleeping with him but you might be able to score some ADHD pills after (at least he's good for something).
Crazy Ken is someone who you think is gay (this thought comes from the time he carved "I'm gay" into the wall) but you smash anyways. Ken loves to cuddle, but be careful, he's psychotic.
Cam has been into you for a while, but you tell yourself you'll never do it. Then one day you're drunk/horny/lonely and you hook up in your friends room, pretend it never happened after. You also suspect he is gay/bi.
Where to start, this skinny second year has so many quirks you will never be bored around him. From his musical theatre talents to his ballet dancing, he does not have any muscle. If you like soft penises touching you, Ben is the guy for you.
With skinny legs but a chunky stomach, Callum is literally the next door. A virgin when you met, you taught Callum everything he knows. Having a fuckbuddy right across the hall is super convenient as well.
Tall, handsome, smart, engineer, Luke has it all. Or almost....but sometimes big feet don't necessarily mean big in other areas. Luke has an interesting sex style; he likes to be as still as possible.