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Which Queen's Guy Should You Hook Up With?

Where would you like to meet your guy?

What physical feature turns you on?

Where do you want to get down and dirty?

Which sexual activity do you enjoy most?

What is your relationship like afterwards?

How good is the sex?

This black giant loves drunk unconscious girls, so if you like to get blackout drunk every weekend you too would have a great time. BONUS: he works at Stages (but probably won’t let you in). Andy also likes to text you after months of not talking at 2am asking to "chill".

Andy Ngobila (Andy Bil)

This homeless looking eng kid is down for anything, even a threesome with your grossest friend. Gavin enjoys country music and beer. Be careful though, he will piss the bed when drunk.

Gavin Millard

This guy is someone you meet when drunk who you may or may not remember his name. Most likely, you'll have extremely drunk sex and forget most of it. If you're lucky, he won't ask for your number and save you the trouble of blocking him after.

Rando

Although Charlie looks like a 12 year old boy, he can fuck like a 16 year old girl. With Charlie, you'll be embarrassed for sleeping with him but you might be able to score some ADHD pills after (at least he's good for something).

Charlie Shapiro

Crazy Ken is someone who you think is gay (this thought comes from the time he carved "I'm gay" into the wall) but you smash anyways. Ken loves to cuddle, but be careful, he's psychotic.

Kenneth Nordholm

Cam has been into you for a while, but you tell yourself you'll never do it. Then one day you're drunk/horny/lonely and you hook up in your friends room, pretend it never happened after. You also suspect he is gay/bi.

Cameron Mackay

Where to start, this skinny second year has so many quirks you will never be bored around him. From his musical theatre talents to his ballet dancing, he does not have any muscle. If you like soft penises touching you, Ben is the guy for you.

Ben Inwood (Dickhead)

With skinny legs but a chunky stomach, Callum is literally the next door. A virgin when you met, you taught Callum everything he knows. Having a fuckbuddy right across the hall is super convenient as well.

Callum Stephenson

Tall, handsome, smart, engineer, Luke has it all. Or almost....but sometimes big feet don't necessarily mean big in other areas. Luke has an interesting sex style; he likes to be as still as possible.

Luke Beelen

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