kimmadeleine williamslizjesusyour big!!!!southside roomie girly famyour roomieyour older siblingjackson greer and pearce brownyour bedBCA/BYX boysfrat boysclem squadthe White House boyserin faulkyour A+ tutorgilbert leadership conference peeps
"sweet!""SO, y'all trynna freestyle right now?""aweeeee, sweet friends!""oh I'm SO good""that's AMAZING!""SPICY""it's okay guys, grace abounds""hey love bug""haha look at this meme""incredible""finesse or be finessed""I give up, I'm going to bed early""my sister and I really aren't that similar""my life is in shambles""hey homies! turn up!""anyone wanna come to *insert frat party here* with me tonight?""I feel" or "savage!!!!"
quadbucks FOREVERhullabaloo CLCthe tiny study rooms in Evansstarbucks on northgate (when you're a gold member #refills #addict)the recEinsteinsLupasyour dorm roomsecond floor hullabaloo study room w/ your two best guy friendsI don't really study...at my jobthe Brewwest campus library6th floor of the annex (the part with the cool chairs!!!!)Calloway (we're serious, I promise)Sweet Eugene'sanywhere and everywhere #4.0
I peed at my high school graduation and threw my underwear out the window on my way homeI sang a revenge song in the middle school talent show to get back at my ex boyfriend #JarOfHeartsI called my teacher "mom" (disclaimer: no, this was not in elementary school)I farted at my family reunion while we were trying to do the mannequin challengeI liked a boy in sixth grade and it was super obvious so my entire grade thought it would be funny to put on a wedding for us and I criedLast week a picture of me and 2 BCA boys got put as the BCA pledge class GroupMe pic and was titled "one theta, two guys, which will win her heart?" #rip #BCAngelIn first grade a girl told me she didn't wanna sit by me so I started crying hysterically and couldn't stop and they had to send me homeI smiled at a guy in the parking lot by sbisa and coffee came pouring out of my mouth because I forgot it was in thereIn 7th grade I peed my pants while running the mileI peed my pants in my dance team uniform during a football gameI got mistaken for Katy's boyfriend once #whoopsI was sliding down a hill and I fell into a frozen pondIn 6th grade I made a video on my moms laptop of me singing about chocolate pie (feat my frizzy hair & braces)
how I met your motherfriendsgreys anatomyparks and recnew girlpsychparenthoodjane the virgingilmore girlsatlantathe bachelorone tree hillthe tonight show starring jimmy fallonfixer upperflashthe officedownton abbey
regular purplelight pink!!!!!bright pinkany kind of blue I am not pickyregular green (think grass in the summertime)mauveforest green #natureblush pinkcoralturquoisemaroonlight bluesky bluelight purplebluepurple and green together because i am #cajunpink or Carolina blue i can't pick one
when I'm sweaty but like it dependsthe middle of the daywhenever I start to smell badin the morning- catch me running to class with wet hairright before bed bc I just have a lot of hairI like bathsnever. don't want to mess up the dreadswhenever I don't have testsin the morningin the morning after I prayrandom timesall the time like multiple times a daymorning!!! but i sleep late so i guess technically noonat night after I get back from A+at nightafter I workoutat night or else my hair won't dry ha ha ha ha I have a lot of it
raise a red ass family #gigzbecome a model and a mom of 5memorize all of the words and lyrics to Hamilton and move to New York and perform it all at your breakout Broadway auditionmove to another country and adopt ton of kidsask you to repeat what you said about 12 timesbecome a real life meredith greybecome a disney princessovereat at a restauranteat a salad for breakfast lunch and dinner every day of the weekfall out of a tree while setting up hammocknap rather than work but still make a 4.0end world hunger and all war and probably like racismbecome an exec member of Kappa Alpha Thetamake a joke at completely the wrong timenot have kids and travel the worldask everyone to come to breakaway with youown a business, become an actor, and then president of the united states, all before you're 40
I can't eat dairy, but its ok because Oreos are vegan!!!!!I love buffaloesI have a pistol (ruger sr9 #fightme)I am obsessed with castles. I can also talk w my mouth closedI was prom queenI can't point my toes like the doctor told me that whoopsI can turn my thumb around backwardscatch me on the dance floor and watch my earrings fall out every 2 seconds.I have memorized the entire script of Get Smart and Pink Panther 2I've walked a runway for Macy'sI'm adoptedI am changing my major #haI was in my high school's show choiri don't like kids that muchthere's a 10 ft giraffe neck in my housethere's an acting video of me online getting beat up by a 12 year old girlI played trombone in high school
I like to crochet, ride dirt bikes, and fly fish!!rollerskatingwedding planning on pinterest, singing karaoke versions of show tunes, holding babiesI like sleeping in the bath tubwatching old dance videos/ videos on teeth/videos on surgeriesI can play the 3 instruments and I like #art and baking and summer campi can cross stitchwatching wedding videos and crying about itslacklining brahhall I do is studyI like to cook does that countcollect keychains from around the worldI play soccer and I like to write people letters!!I make lists of restaurants to try lolI like to make jewelryanalyzing the harmonies in Penny and Sparrow songsacting and rapping
flossingtwo stepping or anything country at allcha cha slidewhip AND dabobviously the whiphigh kicks #drillteamneverdiesI juju more than I shouldtwerkwall twerking or dropping it #lowconfidence is the best dance movesomething spazzythe chill swaythe robotthe dropdabthe stand and nodthe hotline bling dance
definitely bizcajprobably a BCA t shirtanything I can wear a sports bra and nike shorts undera braid and no makeupA cute dress and sandals!something funky that goes with my glassesdress & birks (don't tell standards)one time a week I express my love for clothes. but only once.a flannel over a dress i threw on 5 min before chapter startsany dress that I can wear a sports bra undersweater + dress. always a sweater.I stay fresh and hip but no makeup thoI'm pretty sure I've worn the same 3 dresses every weeka t shirt dress but probably w a cool necklace and hoop earrings cuz effortoh, 100% cute clothesnaked Mondays are toughprobably wearing THE cutest outfit in the room, but it's all for nothing when you get to chapter 5 minutes late and get locked out
instagram stalkingeating graham crackers and milkat gumby'suhhhh asleepdeadtripping on memes while eating oreosdiscussing my feelings in lechnerwatching netflixanywhere that isn't my roomworking out and socializing and doing homework all at onceat my 3rd date function of the week #popularmaybe face timing my boyfriend but like probably asleepreading in my bedin bed watching youtube videosin bed watching netflix (^there's a difference)at WCL or passseddd ouuutttt in my bedwith pearce brown and jackson greer
which cutie KAT are you???
Heads up- you're probably a model. You are also extremely kind and love to give people compliments, and you wholeheartedly mean them too! You have an amazing sense of style and are def the neat roommate. Your instagram for your dog is adorable and you are a go pro MASTER! You are an amazing listener and you prrrooobbbably like Sigma Chi.
AMAZINNNGGGG! You're hip and kind hearted and hilarious. You love musicals to no end and sometimes when you can't think of anything else to say, you quote Hamilton. You are an Oreo fanatic but if someone tries to put it on a fork and dip it in milk, you WILL scream. People often compliment you on your seemingly effortless hipster clothes, and your musical talent (girl, u can siiiiiiing!!!!!!!). You love your golden retriever, and want to be a delivery nurse when you grow up. You love holding babies. You're an extrovert!!!!!! You are great at meeting new friends, having deep convos, and making #MEMZ.
SQUIRREL! You are giggly and friendly and probably kinda tall. You hate Glee and your friends might say that you are notoriously bad at texting back. Spending time with family is super important to you (cough cough when nat leblanc is your cousin!!!!!) When you're not with cutie KATS you might be with FLiC.....but actually, you're probably with your #roomie Madeleine Williams!!! You can make anyone laugh and feel loved. To you, life is about serving others and having a grand ole time. And, of course, the MEMES!
Wait, what did you say? Oh you. You're probably deaf in one ear, and a little bit introverted--sometimes. Most people who know you probably think you are a ray of sunshine and that your squinty eyed smile can light up any room. You are probably double majoring and doing all the hardest possible things one can do in college, but that's okay, cuz you are an #achiever #getit. You are a Diet Coke and coffee addict for sure. You can be kinda sassy and need popcorn and alone time with your flute to feel sane. Your favorite thing about yourself is your toe ring.
Congrats: you are one of those people who can do it all! You work suuuuper hard at school and you have an obsession with teeth (# pre dental probz). You can DAAAANCE and were super popular in high school. You actually still are super popular. But you hate talking about it. You are just a person people want to know!!!! You were also probably senior prom queen, but don't tell anyone (HAHA). Your favorite methods of comforting others are hand squeezes and forehead touches, and you are a huge fan of loose dresses. You can often be spotted in joggers and neutral colors because that's all you own. You are also a dark & twisty sister! Jk. But you do watch a lot of greys anatomy.
CHRISTMAS!!!!! This time of the year just SETS your soul on fire. You've been listening to your playlist since Halloween, and you and your roomie have 100% decorated your entire lives. You are the kindest person to ever walk the earth, and have the most welcoming heart. You probably have never even THOUGHT anything mean about anyone ever. You're a Diet Coke addict, and love to juju on that beat. You dated Joey for a month and smiling is your favorite.
Hey baby girl!!!!!!! You probably call people that way too much. You are super sarcastic and everyone's favorite artist. Your favorite thing about yourself is your bed, and you are an adamant believer in going to bed before 11. You are the resident jeep owner of the group and end up driving 9/10 times we go anywhere. You love chuy's tortilla soup and have a looooot of clothes. You are extremely fun to just do nothing with and everyone thinks you are the #chillest #ever
oh, INCREDIBLE. From a distance you seem kind of intimidating, but honestly it is just because you're super cool (as shown by the photo). You probably live in dirty clem, and are a fan of wearing adidas superstars with dresses, sometimes with flannels. You bike everywhere and sometimes, you fall off. You like to stock up on 32939293 apples and bananas from sbisa because #health. You're hilariously witty and love throwing up a solid deep gig. Sometimes you fall off the social media sphere for a month. But that's only ever because you are #intentional and # not your basic cripster. Eyebrow game? 10/10.
BRO! You are the definition of granola. You love chacos and wearing shorts when it's 50 degrees out. You are a #classic sky ranch girl and enoing is your favorite method of relaxation. You get super excited about philosophical conversations and you love to bond with people. You used to be a gymnast and therefore can scale any object humanly imaginable. Your curls are possibly turning into dreadlocks, and you spend every waking moment with Jackson Greer and Pearce Brown.
You are the most dedicated and smart human ever. #yougogirl #4.0!!!!!! Also the most radiant human ever. You are a super Aggie and love to participate in FTA traditions!!!! You are very tall and GORGEOUS, and quite possibly the best at hugs. You will probably end up being a Theta clipboard girl, and as you read this you're probably not believing me. For now though, you'll just concentrate on studying and perfecting your finsta aesthetic with Mads.
*snaps a picture* HEYYYY! You and Mads are both rad. You love BYX boys and laughing a lot and taking pictures. You are a silly spaz, and funnel cake is high on your list of favorites. You are very type A and like to plan everything, like, by the hour. You're an aspiring engineer and it kind of consumes your life, but not before you get to watch downton abbey and update your finsta with Olivia. After you two go to tutoring, of course.
get LIIIIIIIT. You are just hyped to be alive, honestly. You have the worlds most gorgeous curly hair and you care about every person you meet so deeply. You will probably end world hunger and racism and everything wrong out there. Your professors are all obsessed with you because of this. You are a serious BOSS and people can't help but be a little amazed by you. You make a lot of Hamilton references, and would marry Jimmy Fallon if you could (it's possible, right?). Jesus Christ is your HOMIE.
Sweet Mandy! You are super go with the flow, positive, and bubbly. You seem to have it all together (but like, deep down, you definitely don't....we think). You see the good in everyone and want everyone to feel included. Your love of scrunchies and face masks is almost more than your love for the Office (...almost. Don't let your dreams be dreams). People don't expect it, but you are super funny and love being sarcastic. You and your boyfriend have been dating forever and the rest of us are betting that you will be the first one to get engaged. #QB1TreyPotter You're from Odessa and you deep down you probably get annoyed when people don't know where that is, but on the surface, you smile through the pain.
So, you're kinda unstoppable. You are the most social human being on the planet and probably know people in every single organization on campus. You are probz friends with every cute boy ever. You are so hilarious and an actual genius!!!!! (Do you ever sleep? We'd like to know)
YOU are one sassy & funny girl. You love Theta and your big Jenna and Jesus and living in the Underhood!!!!! southside forever!!!!!!!! You like cuddling, and making nicknames for people, and making people feel loved and important. You rock the double french braids. You are also probably mad at Pearce Brown right now.
It's official. You like Theta better than Chi O.
I made that kid FAMOUS! You were a child actor. You probably spit bars like no other. Your freestyle game is as hot as the 0-9 sirius (you also were astronomy this semester). You live in THE white house and you jump when you laugh. You are king of BizHon and you're really happy.