This is Father Chris Beretta.
Father Beretta is not just a principal, but also a priest, and he usually tweets—well, principal-y and priest-y things.
Mary's feast recalls not only that she was chosen, but also said "yes." We too have been called. What are we doing… https://t.co/fnytwsIywT
See? Priest-y and principal-y.
But it seems that inclement weather brings out Father's inner shade. It all started with this petty parking lot update tweet post Winter Storm Stella.
Nothing like the sight of a completely clear parking lot. Warms a principal's heart. Looking good for tomorrow!
You can practically hear his students groaning.
But as students began responding with objections, things got shadier...
@ChrisMurray2018 not sure a tree falling by your house is a good way either, but stay safe either way
And shadier...
@tflynn_10 or maybe you should get out there and shovel instead of being on twitter? Put that in your Preparation of the Day next time.
And shadier.
@DanteVella wait, is that how it works?
Damn, Father.
@BilMac303 save power by staying off twitter for one
DELIGHTFULLY petty.
@DavidTyRepka compelling argument!
The shade has never been realer.
If there was a state championship in icy roadway awareness and local power grids we'd be hanging another banner this week.
We're both appalled and thrilled.
@daltonn18 @gchess14 @Kmccarthy99 a notoriously soft state
Stay savage, Father. Stay savage.
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