The 600 Year Old Butt Song From Hell

Tumblr user ControlledChaos123 has discovered the music written on a butt in hell in the year 1500. Literally.

2. A brief summary of how the Gates of Hell were opened:

Tumblr user ChaosControlled123 has transcribed a piece of music written on the butt of a guy being tortured in hell from an medieval painting.

It appears that the university student named Amelia is the first person to ever actually attempt to play the song.

Most likely, this has summoned Satan and he will unleash his band of hellbeasts and succubi to torture us in the last of our mortal days.

3. This is The Garden of Earthly Delights by early Netherlandish painter Hieronymous Bosch:

This famous painting hangs in Madrid’s Museo del Prado and was made in approximately 1500. The trypitch depicts Adam and Eve, a sort of utopian garden, and damnation in Hell.

4. The right panel depicts Hell, including a guy with a music sheet tattood on his buns:

5. Amelia explains: “I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.”

6. Behold: the haunting refrain of the 600 year old butt song from Hell:

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7. Another Tumblr user, well-manicured man, suggested these lyrics:

butt song from hell

this is the butt song from hell

we sing from our asses while burning in purgatory

the butt song from hell

the butt song from hell


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