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    This Donkey Lives Indoors And Is A Perfect Gentleman

    Like me, but more housebroken.

    This is a donkey named Joplin. He lives indoors with Dawn and Chris Wegener in Missouri.

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    Joplin was sick as a baby, so they raised him indoors, and he just started thinking he belonged inside. Which makes sense because look at how helpful he is in the kitchen:

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    He can even open doors with his mouth. Because he belongs in a house just like you and me. Do not donkeyshame him. He is a perfect lil gent.

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    He even likes hanging out with the family pet, because he isn't a pet, he's a family member and if you think a wee donk can't be a person you're fascist scum.

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    Here Joplin is asking Dawn to help him write his autobiography, My Life As A Donkey Who Lives Indoors.

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    Thank you Joplin, you are an inspiration to us all. Dr. Phil, you can go suck an egg.

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    More on Joplin the Indoor Donkey from the St. Louis Post-Dispatch:

    Via stltoday.com

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