7.
Guilty guilty guilty guilty goddammit so guilty.
8.
"Has the jury reached a decision?" "Yes, your honor. We find the defendant GUILTY AS FUCK."
9.
Oh, don't try to think you can get out of this and no one's noticing, pal.
10.
"Who, me?" Yeah, fucking YOU, buddy.
11.
Don't even think about it.
12.
Narwwwgggnawrgnawg guilty.
15.
Guilty of wanton ornament destruction.
16.
Literally. This is you.
18.
Guilty, and please stop gnawing at that.
22.
Thou doth protest too much.
23.
Already getting into the tree box? I see where this is headed.
26.
I am dying right now that you think there's even a chance you're getting away with this, bud.
29.
Guilty, do not pass GO, go directly to jail.