15 Rules For How To Act In Public

I’ve been noticing some bad behavior, and I think a refresher course is in order, people.

1. 1. Pants should cover the entirety of both cheeks:

4. 2. We love dogs, but not poop:

5. 3. Try dressing appropriately for the occassion:

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7. 4. And wear protective clothing when needed:

9. 5. Consider other passengers when traveling in your underwear:

10. 6. Please use a tissue:

11. 7. Couples: quit it with the PDA

12. …If you do, you deserve to have your drink ninja’d.

13. 8. No texting while walking. Here’s why:

14. Wait, did you forget Rule #1 about pants covering your cheeks already?

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18. 9. Here is an example of doing everything wrong:

19. 10. Public transit is not your chillaxing zone:

20. This violates so many rules of society, it pains me to look at it:

21. 11. I know it’s tempting, but please do not hump the statues:

24. 12. I appreciate you’re keeping your child from annoying me, but maybe don’t do this:

26. 13. Please don’t look at porn at the public library (even though it’s technically allowed)

27. 14. Don’t pee your pants:

29. ….But if you do, just own it.

30. 15. Last of all, never, ever, EVER clip your nails in public:

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