11. 7. Couples: quit it with the PDA
12. …If you do, you deserve to have your drink ninja’d.
24. 12. I appreciate you’re keeping your child from annoying me, but maybe don’t do this:
26. 13. Please don’t look at porn at the public library (even though it’s technically allowed)
- DNC Day 2: Bill Clinton took the crowd down memory lane, and then Hillary broke through a virtual glass ceiling 💥
- ISIS has claimed responsibility for a church attack that killed a priest in northern France on Tuesday.
- 🍎📉: Apple's business is declining due to slowing iPhone sales, but the company is still making a ton of money.