1. Why don’t hot pants have pockets?
2. Getting ready: This is definitely too much glitter.
3. Upon arrival: Should have bought more glitter.
4. SO MANY PEOPLE.
5. He’s/ She’s/ They’re hot.
6. Man, I need to get in shape.
7. I can’t see the parade.
8. Where are my friends?
9. I love EVERYBODY.
10. Ima be sloppy drunk tonight.
11. More. Selfies.
12. Maybe I should do drag?
13. How can I sneak into the after party?
14. This. Is. Amazing.
15. How do I get home...?
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