1. Give birth to twins and name them Meredith and Olivia.
2. NAME YOUR BABY "BECKY." JUST "BECKY."
And if anyone tries to correct you, you know what to do.
3. Name your baby "Alison."
4. Give your baby a three-part name so their initials become T.A.Y.
5. Name your baby "Rolyat."
6. Name your baby any of these boys names: Calvin, Brandon, Sam, Joe, Lucas, Jake, John, Conor, Harry.
Important side note: Do not (I repeat, DO NOT) name your baby "Drew." He will become the heartbreaker that makes girls cry on their guitars.
7. Conceive a child with someone whose last name is a synonym of "Swift."
PRO TIP: MAKE YOUR BABY ON MARCH 13. MARK YOUR CALENDAR.
GOOD LUCK, SUPERSTAR. GO MAKE THOSE BABIES.
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