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Let's Talk About How Captain Li Shang Is The Hottest Disney Prince

He'll make a man out of you.

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According to science and shit, aluminum can be heated to 3.6 million degrees Fahrenheit making it the hottest thing on earth.

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Here's the thing...science is totally wrong. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the hottest thing on earth.

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ARE YOU OK? Feel free to take a second to fan yourself, get a glass of water, or regain consciousness.

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Feel better? Good. Now, let's get down to business to stare at Captain Li Shang's plump, glorious muscles.

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You probably remember drooling everywhere or falling off your chair the first time you watched him sing "I'll Make A Man Out of You."

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There were just so many sensual, jaw-dropping moments. Like this one. Just look at this.

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Really, take it all in. EVERY SWEET SECOND OF IT.

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Do you remember when he stared at you with those dark, gorgeous eyes and nothing in your life ever felt so right?

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Or when he ran up that mountain and his little dainty badonkadonk bounced up and down ever so perfectly?

Sweet baby Jesus.
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Sweet baby Jesus.

I’m sure you still can vividly picture the moment he grabbed that fish with his bare hands.

Yeah, grabbed it.
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Yeah, grabbed it.

Or when he smashed that pot.

Yeah, smashed it.
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Yeah, smashed it.

There was that time his body illuminated in the moonlight and you were just like, "Please, have my babies."

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And that moment when he said, "Heed my every order" and you were like, "OK, yes, let's do this."

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Yeah, and what about that time he was just lying there, smiling, thinking about stuff.

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Or when he delicately removed the shirt from his back and you were thinking about stuff, too.

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Maybe you've thought about if he were to lift you in the air, what would that be like?

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You could say it's crossed your mind, once or twice.

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But how could it not? Just look at that chiseled jaw, those perfect teeth, the fierceness in his eyes.

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That divine, flawless physique.

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Those pecs.

Hubba hubba.
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Hubba hubba.

Captain Li Shang, thank you for existing and reminding us what absolute perfection really, truly is.

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