WELL...
Someone at my work reported me to my boss saying that the post was "inappropriate, offensive and borderline repulsive". My boss called me in and assured me everything was fine. BUT the nerve. Repulsive? C'mon. It's basically a bikini top and I have no connection to my work on social media.
A little duct tape and a shoelace and here we go...
The Post.
The Before
The After
SO THE DANG THING WORKED WONDERS!
Even if it did have to lotion my nipples.