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Posted on Nov 16, 2016

An Open Letter To Christmas From Thanksgiving

Dear Christmas, It’s Thanksgiving. Your old pal, remember me? I know it’s been a while, but I think YOU should be on the naughty list. Want to know why? While we all look forward to the jolly that comes with your Holiday, it’s time for me to take back November. October is set-aside for Halloween and you get all of December, so it’s only fitting that I get November right? Here’s 10 ways I have been personally victimized by YOU, Christmas:

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An Open Letter To Christmas From Thanksgiving

1. The jack-o-lanterns aren’t even rotten and yet families have already put out their Christmas lights...#rude.

2. I mean, you've been following Halloween around these days. I thought what we had was special.

3. Michael Bublé didn’t write me one song, but you got yourself a whole album.

4. Have you ever seen a whole store dedicated to Thanksgiving? Nope, because I'm tossed aside to the clearance bin as soon as you arrive.

5. My holiday is a day dedicated to food and yet people have skipped ahead and are already making Christmas cookies. (Did we forget about all the pie?)

6. Even the beloved PSL season is cut short by the arrival of the controversial red cups in honor of you.

7. Kids grow up naming all of Santa’s reindeer, but does anyone know a single Pilgrim’s name? (Go ahead and try to name one for yourself, you can't)

8. ABC Family gives you 25 DAYS full of Christmas, meanwhile Lifetime won't even make one cheesy movie about me.

9. You even steal the thunder at my THANKSGIVING Day parade.

10. Oh and one final thing, tell Black “Friday” to back off, too - at least let the turkey get cold before the lines begin.

An Open Letter To Christmas From Thanksgiving

1. The jack-o-lanterns aren’t even rotten and yet families have already put out their Christmas lights...#rude.

2. I mean, you've been following Halloween around these days. I thought what we had was special.

3. Michael Bublé didn’t write me one song, but you got yourself a whole album.

4. Have you ever seen a whole store dedicated to Thanksgiving? Nope, because I'm tossed aside to the clearance bin as soon as you arrive.

5. My holiday is a day dedicated to food and yet people have skipped ahead and are already making Christmas cookies. (Did we forget about all the pie?)

6. Even the beloved PSL season is cut short by the arrival of the controversial red cups in honor of you.

7. Kids grow up naming all of Santa’s reindeer, but does anyone know a single Pilgrim’s name? (Go ahead and try to name one for yourself, you can't)

8. ABC Family gives you 25 DAYS full of Christmas, meanwhile Lifetime won't even make one cheesy movie about me.

9. You even steal the thunder at my THANKSGIVING Day parade.

10. Oh and one final thing, tell Black “Friday” to back off, too - at least let the turkey get cold before the lines begin.

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