All Of The Weirdest (Most Important) Holidays Happening In January

*counting down until January 28*

So, 2018 is about to start. And let's be honest- none of us are ready.

This year came fast and hard, leaving us in a whirlwind of memes, politics, and all-too-many Amazon Prime orders.

But I have an idea...let's take this slow and enjoy one month at a time...starting with January.

January is a baller month, otherwise known as National Bath Safety Month, National Blood Donor Month, National Braille Literacy Month, National Hobby Month, Hot Tea Month, National Oatmeal Month, and National Soup Month.

Lucky for you- there are TONS of weird, important, uplifting, *somewhat* official holidays happening in January. It's National Oatmeal Month, National Blood Donor Month, National Bath Safety month! So, let's start celebrating!

(brave hedgehog insuring bath safety)

January 1 = New Year's Day, National Hangover Day

Catch me in bed. All day. Drinking Gatorade.

January 2 = Run up the Flagpole and See if Anyone Salutes Day

Channel your inner Mulan, and climb that flagpole!

January 3 = Festival of Sleep Day, Fruitcake Toss Day, Humiliation Day

Toss it. Byyyyeeeee, Fruitcake.

January 4 = National Spaghetti Day, Trivia Day

nomz nomz nomz nomz nomz

January 5 = National Bird Day

Now that's what I call a pretty bird.

January 6 = Bean Day, Cuddle Up Day

TIME FOR SNUGGLES!!!!!

January 7 = Old Rock Day

*rock noises*

January 8 = Bubble Bath Day

Oprah = Mood

January 9 = Static Electricity Day, Nerd Day

aka National Bad Hair Day

January 10 = Bittersweet Chocolate Day, Houseplant Appreciation Day, National Take the Stairs Day, Peculiar People Day

*hugs the succulent on my desk*

January 11 = Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friends Day

GET YA RAIN BOOTS, WE'RE GOING SPLASHIN'!

January 12 = Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day, National Pharmacist Day

Best holiday...ever?

January 13 = International Skeptics Day, Make Your Dream Come True Day

It's all a social construct, right?

January 14 = Dress Up Your Pet Day

Yep, you can buy those 18 dog sweaters in your Amazon cart now.

January 15 = Martin Luther King Jr.'s Birthday, National Hat Day

Remembering the man and his mission. Always.

January 16 = Appreciate a Dragon Day, National Nothing Day

Just call me "Queen of Dragons".

January 17 = Ditch New Year's Resolutions Day

I mean, did we even really start?

January 18 = Thesaurus Day, Winnie the Pooh Day

Get that honey, hunnie.

January 19 = National Popcorn Day, National Tin Can Day

I am Demi. Always.

January 20 = National Cheese Lover Day, Penguin Awareness Day

Most relatable holiday? Probably.

January 21 = National Hugging Day, Squirrel Appreciation Day

Two-in-one not recommended.

January 22 = National Blonde Brownie Day

yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum

January 23 = National Pie Day, National Handwriting Day, Measure Your Feet Day....why?!?!?!

Pie + Handwriting + Feet....okay

January 24 = Beer Can Appreciation Day, Compliment Day

*crunch*

January 25 = Opposite Day

Okay, don't take it this far.

January 26 = Australia Day, Spouse's Day

G'DAY MATE!

January 27 = Chocolate Cake Day

Sorry, let me mop up my drool real quick.

January 28 = Data Privacy Day, Fun at Work Day, NATIONAL KAZOO DAY...COME ON PEOPLE!

KAZOO DAY LET'S FREAKING GO BABY

January 29 = Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day, National Puzzle Day, National Cornchip Day

Bubble wrap 4ever.

January 30 = National Prank Call Day

Excuse, anybody have the Krusty Krab's number?

January 31 = Backward Day, Inspire Your Heart with Art Day

DO WHAT YOU LOVE AND LIVE IT UP IN 2018!!!