“It looks like a bunch of dull pencils pushing through a sheet of leather.”
When Kate and Garrick have to move they realize they have more stuff than they thought, so they start a yard sale but they get more than they bargain for.
"They'll bring you soup but they don't care about making you cum."
“Unprotected copulation between witches and wizards will result in sexually transmitted jinxes…"
Getting kicked out of your house by your roommate for rather selfish reasons.