The Best Worst Local TV Ads From Your Youth

Relive the golden days of bad acting and great deals.

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Food Emporium (New York)

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"Someone made a store just for meeeee."

Gino's Restaurant (New York)

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"Come on ova for dinna!"

Q-Zar (New Jersey)

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(pew pew pew) "It's cool as ice, man."

Jordan's Furniture (Massachussetts)

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"Sometimes it all just comes together...comfortably."

Robbins Diamonds (Delaware)

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"Rocks, rocks, rocks!"

Sullivan Tire (Massachussetts, New Hampshire, and Maine)

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"Like you Dustin, we at Sullivan Tiyah, we know training is important."

Crazy Eddie's (New York)

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"Hold the mistletoe!"

Fuccillo Autoplex (New York)

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"IT'S HUUUUUUUUUGE."

Century III Chevrolet (Pennsylvania)

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"We're getting down to business."

Crazy Bruce's Liquors (Connecticut)

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(chk chk chk chk chk chk chk)

Bob's Discount Furniture (New England)

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"How can such an ordinary man do such extraordinary things?"

Easterns Motors (Washington, D.C.)

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"Are you listening, man?"

Gallery Furniture (Georgia)

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"And hey, ask for the Wolfman."

Matthew Lesko (Washington, D.C.)

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"Fifteen-thousand dollars to WRITE A NOVEEEEEL."

Family Auto Mart (Florida)

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"FAAAAAMILY Auto Mart."

Eagleman (Illinois)

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"I've got something for you."

Peter Francis Geraci (Illinois and Indiana)

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Call now for his ((info))((tapes)).

Tom Raper (Ohio and Indiana)

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"You'll love the deals that you made where the roses don't fade."

LUNA Carpet (Illinois)

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"(Beep bop boop bop) Lunaaaaa."

Victory Auto Wreckers (Illinois)

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For when you pull your door off your car.

Mr. Alan's (Michigan)

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$29 or 2 for $50!

The I-X Indoor Amusement Park (Ohio)

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"So cool, so fun."

Mister Spots (Ohio)

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"Whyyyy?"

Bob Rohrman (Illinois and Indiana)

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"There's only one Bob ROHRman!"

eegee's (Arizona)

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Can I have a side of saxophone solo?

Discount Tire Co (Arizona)

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If you're ever not satisfied with your tires, commit vandalism.

Gallery Furniture (Texas)

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How about a friendly tussle with Chuck Norris?

Betty Blackwell (Texas)

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"Oh, you do know Betty Blackwell?"

Dealin' Doug (Denver)

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It's Super Doug!

Sea Galley (Washington)

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"We've got crab legs!"

Glen Grant Chevrolet (Washington)

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"Have I got a deal for you."

Crazy Gideon's (California)

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"If you don't buy from Crazy Gideon, you have a problem with your head!"

The Law Offices of Larry H. Parker (California)

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"We are attorneys."

Adee Plumbing and Heating (California)

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"Who knows what danger lurks in your plumbing?

Cal Worthington (California)

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"Here's Cal Worthington and his dog, Spot!"

The Diamond Center (California)

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♬ "I'm a pretty man." ♬

Louie the Lightning Bug (Nationwide)

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"You gotta play it safe around the power lines!"

Sears (Nationwide)

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"You'll call now." "I'll call now."

ITT Technical Institute (Nationwide)

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"'Cause you can't get the jobs of tomorrow (dramatic sound) until you get the skills of today."

Milford Plaza Hotel (Nationwide)

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The lullaBUY of Broadway.

Empire (Nationwide)

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"5-8-8-2-300-Empire!"

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