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    The Best Worst Local TV Ads From Your Youth

    Relive the golden days of bad acting and great deals.

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    Food Emporium (New York)

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    "Someone made a store just for meeeee."

    Gino's Restaurant (New York)

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    "Come on ova for dinna!"

    Q-Zar (New Jersey)

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    (pew pew pew) "It's cool as ice, man."

    Jordan's Furniture (Massachussetts)

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    "Sometimes it all just comes together...comfortably."

    Robbins Diamonds (Delaware)

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    "Rocks, rocks, rocks!"

    Sullivan Tire (Massachussetts, New Hampshire, and Maine)

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    "Like you Dustin, we at Sullivan Tiyah, we know training is important."

    Crazy Eddie's (New York)

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    "Hold the mistletoe!"

    Fuccillo Autoplex (New York)

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    "IT'S HUUUUUUUUUGE."

    Century III Chevrolet (Pennsylvania)

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    "We're getting down to business."

    Crazy Bruce's Liquors (Connecticut)

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    (chk chk chk chk chk chk chk)

    Bob's Discount Furniture (New England)

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    "How can such an ordinary man do such extraordinary things?"

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    Easterns Motors (Washington, D.C.)

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    "Are you listening, man?"

    Gallery Furniture (Georgia)

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    "And hey, ask for the Wolfman."

    Matthew Lesko (Washington, D.C.)

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    "Fifteen-thousand dollars to WRITE A NOVEEEEEL."

    Family Auto Mart (Florida)

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    "FAAAAAMILY Auto Mart."

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    Eagleman (Illinois)

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    "I've got something for you."

    Peter Francis Geraci (Illinois and Indiana)

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    Call now for his ((info))((tapes)).

    Tom Raper (Ohio and Indiana)

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    "You'll love the deals that you made where the roses don't fade."

    LUNA Carpet (Illinois)

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    "(Beep bop boop bop) Lunaaaaa."

    Victory Auto Wreckers (Illinois)

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    For when you pull your door off your car.

    Mr. Alan's (Michigan)

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    $29 or 2 for $50!

    The I-X Indoor Amusement Park (Ohio)

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    "So cool, so fun."

    Mister Spots (Ohio)

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    "Whyyyy?"

    Bob Rohrman (Illinois and Indiana)

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    "There's only one Bob ROHRman!"

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    eegee's (Arizona)

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    Can I have a side of saxophone solo?

    Discount Tire Co (Arizona)

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    If you're ever not satisfied with your tires, commit vandalism.

    Gallery Furniture (Texas)

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    How about a friendly tussle with Chuck Norris?

    Betty Blackwell (Texas)

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    "Oh, you do know Betty Blackwell?"

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    Dealin' Doug (Denver)

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    It's Super Doug!

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    Sea Galley (Washington)

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    "We've got crab legs!"

    Glen Grant Chevrolet (Washington)

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    "Have I got a deal for you."

    Crazy Gideon's (California)

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    "If you don't buy from Crazy Gideon, you have a problem with your head!"

    The Law Offices of Larry H. Parker (California)

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    "We are attorneys."

    Adee Plumbing and Heating (California)

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    "Who knows what danger lurks in your plumbing?

    Cal Worthington (California)

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    "Here's Cal Worthington and his dog, Spot!"

    The Diamond Center (California)

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    ♬ "I'm a pretty man." ♬

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    Louie the Lightning Bug (Nationwide)

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    "You gotta play it safe around the power lines!"

    Sears (Nationwide)

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    "You'll call now." "I'll call now."

    ITT Technical Institute (Nationwide)

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    "'Cause you can't get the jobs of tomorrow (dramatic sound) until you get the skills of today."

    Milford Plaza Hotel (Nationwide)

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    The lullaBUY of Broadway.

    Empire (Nationwide)

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    "5-8-8-2-300-Empire!"

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