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22 Reasons To Never, Ever Adopt A Bulldog

Worst. Dog breed. Ever.

1. Bulldogs always look so ferocious.

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2. Pretty them up with flowers all you want, but you can't hide that ferocity.

3. Ever show a bulldog a horror movie? They don't even flinch.

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4. And they're so heinous. They must be the least photogenic dog breed out there.

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5. They don't even look cute sleeping! Just dangerous.

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6. Nor as puppies. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near this deathtrap.

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7. Who would want to cuddle a bulldog?

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8. They hate car trips...

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9. ...and being anywhere outside the confines of their cold, dark cages.

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10. And you'd certainly never want to invite one to be your best man. Keep them as far away from your wedding as possible.

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11. If you want an obedient dog, keep looking. A bulldog will never listen to you when you tell it to "sit."

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12. Have you ever seen a bulldog in a good mood? Me neither.

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13. I have no idea why people like having bulldogs. I mean, they are not handsome or aesthetically pleasing in any way.

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14. They're also uncaring parents. Just see for yourself...

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15. They make terrible work dogs. No service abilities whatsoever.

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16. And they're way too high-energy.

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17. There's just no way to give them any personality.

18. Not even in a princess dress.

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19. We are convinced: Bulldogs are monsters.

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20. Uncontrollable, high-energy, ferocious beasts that cannot be contained.

21. Never get a bulldog.

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22. You'll regret it for the rest of your life.

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