iOS 10's Biggest Crime

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Hello dear reader,

What I am about to tell you is a true story that I will most definitely be telling my grandchildren about someday.

I am not like most apple users, I wait about one week until I update to the latest software. I let others fall on the sword of finding bugs and glitches before I subject my devices to losing even more GB storage to yet another update, but I digress.

Thus today was the day I took the plunge and updated to iOS 10. Everything was going great. I sent messages with confetti and tried to figure out digital touch (if you have figured it out please tell me, please ). And then it happened, I realized apple had replaced my one true love of expression.

What crime did iOS 10 commit?

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THEY STOLE ONE OF THE GREATEST EMOJI FACES AND REPLACED IT WITH THIS IMPOSTER

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Who are you? What are you doing here? Where did you come from? Why is your face in my emoji keyboard?

You are not my third most used emoji.

You are not grinning face with smiling eyes.

You are AN IMPOSTER.

You are Regina George giving people false compliments.

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THIS is grinning face with smiling eyes:

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I mean look at her. She's so gosh darn happy.

So goodbye to my favorite emoji. Maybe someday you will come back in another life grinning like a small child hyped up on sugar. Rest in peace dear friend.

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Bonus:

This was my real time discovery of the crime. I was so shaken that all forms of spelling and grammar did not matter.