If you didn't spend your last weekend watching the premiere of Hocus Pocus 2, who are you? The sequel to the beloved classic flew onto Disney+ on September 30, becoming one of the most streamed movie debuts ever to grace the platform.
Naturally, I spent the subsequent day rewatching the original film which first cast its spell on viewers back in 1993. Every year it is just as spooky, witty, and iconic as I remember.
So, fetch your black flame candle and a dead man's toe. This list is brewing up the most memorable quotes from Hocus Pocus. Dost thou comprehend?
1."Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!" — Winifred Sanderson
2."I am beautiful! Boys will love me!" —Sarah Sanderson
3."Fools! All of you! My ungodly book speaks to you!" —Winifred Sanderson
4."BoooOOOOOooooOOOk!" —Winifred Sanderson
5."Tuuuuubular." —Ernie/Ice
6."Eh, rich people. Probably make us drink cider and bob for apples." —Dani Dennison
7."Max likes your yabbos." —Dani Dennison
8."Legend says that on a full moon [the black flame candle] will raise spirits from the dead on Halloween night." —Max Dennison
9."It's just a bunch of hocus pocus!" —Max Dennison
10."I smell children!" —Mary Sanderson
11."Shish-ka-baby!" —Mary Sanderson
12."We must find the book, brew the position, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it's curtains!" —Winifred Sanderson
13."It's a full moon tonight. All the weirdos are out." —Dani Dennison
14."Cheese and crust! He's lost his head!" —Winifred Sanderson
15."Since this promises to be a most dire and stressful evening, I suggest we form a calming circle." —Mary
16."Amok, amok, amok!" —Sarah Sanderson
17."Bubble, bubble, I am in trouble." —Bus Driver
18."Farewell, mortal bus boy!" —Sarah Sanderson
19."What the heck? Why don't you come in? Come into the non-smoking section." —'Master'
20."I put a spell on you and now you're mine." —Winifred Sanderson
21."Dance, dance, dance until you die!" —Winifred Sanderson
22."Hag tracks!"
23."Goodbye cruel world." —Winifred Sanderson
24."It says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends." —Allison
25."Damn, damn, double damn!" —Winnie
26."You know, I've always wanted a child. Now I think I'll have one...on toast!" —Winifred Sanderson
27."You're the ugliest thing that ever lived and you know it!" —Dani
28.["Go to hell!] "Oh, I've been there thank you. I found it quite lovely!" —Winifred Sanderson
