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    "Hocus Pocus" Is 29 Years Old - Here Are The 29 Best Quotes Of All Time

    "We must find the book, brew the position, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it's curtains!"

    If you didn't spend your last weekend watching the premiere of Hocus Pocus 2, who are you? The sequel to the beloved classic flew onto Disney+ on September 30, becoming one of the most streamed movie debuts ever to grace the platform.

    Naturally, I spent the subsequent day rewatching the original film which first cast its spell on viewers back in 1993. Every year it is just as spooky, witty, and iconic as I remember.

    So, fetch your black flame candle and a dead man's toe. This list is brewing up the most memorable quotes from Hocus Pocus. Dost thou comprehend?

    1. "Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!" — Winifred Sanderson

    2. "I am beautiful! Boys will love me!" —Sarah Sanderson

    3. "Fools! All of you! My ungodly book speaks to you!" —Winifred Sanderson

    4. "BoooOOOOOooooOOOk!" —Winifred Sanderson

    5. "Tuuuuubular." —Ernie/Ice

    6. "Eh, rich people. Probably make us drink cider and bob for apples." —Dani Dennison

    7. "Max likes your yabbos." —Dani Dennison

    8. "Legend says that on a full moon [the black flame candle] will raise spirits from the dead on Halloween night." —Max Dennison

    9. "It's just a bunch of hocus pocus!" —Max Dennison

    10. "I smell children!" —Mary Sanderson

    11. "Shish-ka-baby!" —Mary Sanderson

    12. "We must find the book, brew the position, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it's curtains!" —Winifred Sanderson

    13. "It's a full moon tonight. All the weirdos are out." —Dani Dennison

    14. "Cheese and crust! He's lost his head!" —Winifred Sanderson

    15. "Since this promises to be a most dire and stressful evening, I suggest we form a calming circle." —Mary

    16. "Amok, amok, amok!" —Sarah Sanderson

    17. "Bubble, bubble, I am in trouble." —Bus Driver

    18. "Farewell, mortal bus boy!" —Sarah Sanderson

    19. "What the heck? Why don't you come in? Come into the non-smoking section." —'Master'

    20. "I put a spell on you and now you're mine." —Winifred Sanderson

    21. "Dance, dance, dance until you die!" —Winifred Sanderson

    22. "Hag tracks!"

    23. "Goodbye cruel world." —Winifred Sanderson

    24. "It says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends." —Allison

    25. "Damn, damn, double damn!" —Winnie

    26. "You know, I've always wanted a child. Now I think I'll have one...on toast!" —Winifred Sanderson

    27. "You're the ugliest thing that ever lived and you know it!" —Dani

    28. ["Go to hell!] "Oh, I've been there thank you. I found it quite lovely!" —Winifred Sanderson

    29. "I shall always be with you." —Thackery Binx