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    19 Struggles Every Person With A Flat Butt Understands

    You constantly wish your butt had the power to change lives, but you know that day will never come.

    1. You endure the daily struggle of trying to find a pair of pants that actually look good on your butt.

    2. When "Baby Got Back" comes on you continue shaking it on the dance floor, but you know baby got nothing.

    3. You constantly wish your butt had the power to change lives, but you know that day will never come.

    4. You've watched way too many instructional twerking videos on YouTube, but you know that despite your efforts, you'll never be able to ACTUALLY twerk.

    5. Which means you're constantly in awe of Miley Cyrus and her flat-booty shaking abilities.

    6. Riding a bike is a form of mild torture for you.

    7. And sitting on someone's lap is a mild form of torture for them.

    8. On more than one occasion you've been referred to as "pancake butt."

    9. You've tried every different butt pose and none of them work. Because you have no butt to pose.

    10. Finding bathing suit bottoms that fit has proven to be one of your greatest challenges in life.

    11. You've tried every single buns of steel exercise...

    12. ...and still, your butt situation remains hopeless.

    13. This is you during "booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere."

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    14. And this is you trying to get out of a room, so nobody can "watch you leave."

    15. You spend so much time pulling up your pants that you've actually considered purchasing suspenders.

    16. You have that one go-to outfit that gives the illusion of a ~bootylicious derrière~ and you have to try your best not to wear it EVERYWHERE.

    17. So even though you get no love up in the club...

    18. ...and there isn't really any "cushion for the pushin'"...

    19. ...keep shaking it, because YOU know you're fabulous.