1.
"What is this little fluffy creature who has taken over my couch?"
2.
"Let's observe the little lad in his natural habitat...he looks pretty suspicious."
3.
"Yeah LOL, you're not getting past me but nice try. I'm the king of this castle."
4.
"You're gonna regret your decision to get me a little brother, human."
5.
"This house ain't big enough for both of our fluff."
6.
"NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK YOU'RE CUTE BUT KINDA WANNA BOOP YOU."
7.
"Heh, please don't come any closer with that wet nose."
8.
"You smell kinda bad but your fluff is keeping me warm so you can be my blankie."
9.
*INTERNALLY SCREAMING*
10.
"I hope you're not planning on staying here."
11.
"Let me bless you with this holy boop."
12.
"You kiddin' me, bro?"
13.
"WHY IS HIS PAW ON ME ME? WHY???"
14.
"Mom, did you tell the new fluffy thing that I'm not a chair?"
15.
"'GET A PUPPY,' THEY SAID. 'IT WILL BE FUN,' THEY SAID."
16.
"If you agree to be my pillow, you can stay as long as you want."
17.
"Okay, I guess I kinda love you."
