1. When you fall in the liverpool and it’s the most embarassing moment of your life.
“Well…there’s no covering up this one.”
3. You’re used as your horse’s personal napkin.
“AND NOW I WILL GIVE YOU A BIG KISS.”
4. You know that fly spray is the most amazing smell in the world.
5. When you see a flapping plastic bag and you’re like…
“It’s all over now.”
7. When you get an awkward leg up and it puts you in the worst position possible.
“I’ll just get on by myself next time.”
8. When your course was perfect and then you completely mess up the last jump.
“Gonna be mad about this forever.”
9. You know you’ll never ever get hay out of your hair…ever.
“I guess this is my new accessory.”
11. …and this.
“Give me treats I don’t care about your picture.”
13. The only thing you want in life is to bring your horse into your house.
“I DON’T NEED ANYONE ELSE.”
15. …and kisses look like this.
16. Your best friends will always be the people you ride with.
23. …your horse is your absolute best friend and he knows you better than you know yourself.
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