1. Every single function you attend has pizza and it's TORTURE. imgur.com "I guess I'll just hover and sniff for the entire night." 2. When your Lactaid spares you from bathroom visits but you're still cutting some rancid cheese. imgur.com "I wanted to blow people away, but not like this..." 3. When you just want a liiiittttleeee taste of ice cream... View this photo on Instagram instagram.com "I can handle this teeny bite." 4. ...and then you make a break for the bathroom. Photo Credit: hackett via Compfight cc "This is going to be a photo finish." 5. The way everyone stares at you when you peel the cheese off of your pizza. imgur.com "You're literally just eating sauce bread." 6. When your Lactaid pill just completely fails you... i.imgur.com "Nothing can save me now." 7. ...and you end up laying on the bathroom floor because there's no use in leaving. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com "I'm just going to have to sprint back here in five minutes anyway." 8. When you're eating dinner at your friend's house and the food is full of dairy. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com "I have to eat this because I don't want to be rude." 9. When people first find out you can't actually eat ice cream. imgur.com "What are you." 10. When your soymilk doesn't bring any boys to the yard. i.imgur.com "Is this really going to be my life forever?" 11. When you go to family functions and NOBODY remembers that you can't eat dairy. imgur.com "I haven't eaten ice cream in a decade. How do you not remember this." 12. Knowing that Ben and Jerry's will only ever be something you dream about. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com "You were everything I wanted..." 13. When all of your friends go out to the ice cream shop. pics2.brainparking.com "I guess I'll just sit over here and watch you guys." 14. When you're stuck with the vegan option even though you're not vegan. thefw.com "I guess this is my life now." 15. When you're with a bunch of people you don't know well and the immediate need for a bathroom strikes you. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com "Mind if we stop so I can sit in this dirty gas station bathroom for thirty minutes?" 16. When you find out that there's cream in the pasta your ordered. i.imgur.com "You couldn't mention this on the MENU?!" 17. How much you hate yourself after you eat dairy. Getty Images/iStockphoto MMcAfoos "I have so many regrets." 18. When someone says 100% whole milk. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com "Do not even let me breathe near that." 19. When you have to shop at special grocery stores to get food you can actually eat. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com "Oh good...I guess vegan cheese is my new best friend." 20. Sometimes, giving in is totally worth it... View this photo on Instagram instagram.com "THIS IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME." 21. ...because even though you'll be paying for it... Getty Images/iStockphoto igorr1 "I'm never going to recover from this." 22. ...at least you had the most DELICIOUS SNACK EVER. Getty Images/iStockphoto christingasner "This is what happiness tastes like."