1. "A pony is a baby horse." facebook.com You could not be more wrong. 2. "Doesn't your horse get dizzy when you spin?" Facebook: thejewishcowgirl1 Get out. 3. "Riding is so easy...you just sit there." facebook.com Oh yeah, this takes absolutely no strength or effort. 4. "Omg, you ride? I rode a horse once!" View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Clearly you must be an expert, then. 5. "I love your costume." Getty Images/iStockphoto Mikhail Kondrashov Yes, my show clothes are a costume. 6. "Horseback riding isn't a sport." Facebook: rebecca.lituchy Shall I remind you that horseback riding is in the Olympics and football isn't? 7. "Why can't you skip and ride some other time?" Getty Images/iStockphoto onepony Understand that my horse is more important than anything and everything, especially YOU. 8. "Do you do the horse dancing?" Getty Images/iStockphoto Kseniya Abramova Please, stop. 9. "I love your white horse!" Getty Images/iStockphoto nigelb10 He's actually grey because he has grey skin 10. "The horse does all the work." Getty Images/iStockphoto Rick Hyman Goodbye. 11. "Why does your horse have a blindfold on?" Facebook: grace.carucci1 She likes it when she can't see anything, obviously. 12. "So you wear those assless chaps?! HAHA" View this photo on Instagram instagram.com You're so funny. 13. "Can you take me riding on your horse?" View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Right, anyone can just get on my horse and start riding it. 14. "I don't know how you can stand the smell." Getty Images/iStockphoto bukki88 I don't know how you can stand YOURSELF. 15. "Are you gonna ride in the Kentucky Derby?" Getty Images/iStockphoto marlenka Because everyone who rides horses is also a highly successful jockey. 16. "Those fences don't look big." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Please, try cantering up to them. 17. "Slide stops are mean because they hurt the horse." Facebook: thejewishcowgirl1 Educate yourself. 18. "It's JUST a horse." Getty Images Thomas Northcut And you are just a person who is never going to be my friend.