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    18 Things Every Horse Person Is Sick Of Hearing

    "You just sit there and the horse does all the work."

    1. "A pony is a baby horse."

    You could not be more wrong.

    2. "Doesn't your horse get dizzy when you spin?"

    3. "Riding is so just sit there."

    Oh yeah, this takes absolutely no strength or effort.

    4. "Omg, you ride? I rode a horse once!"

    5. "I love your costume."

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    Yes, my show clothes are a costume.

    6. "Horseback riding isn't a sport."

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    Shall I remind you that horseback riding is in the Olympics and football isn't?

    7. "Why can't you skip and ride some other time?"

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    Understand that my horse is more important than anything and everything, especially YOU.

    8. "Do you do the horse dancing?"

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    Please, stop.

    9. "I love your white horse!"

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    He's actually grey because he has grey skin

    10. "The horse does all the work."

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    11. "Why does your horse have a blindfold on?"

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    She likes it when she can't see anything, obviously.

    12. "So you wear those assless chaps?! HAHA"

    13. "Can you take me riding on your horse?"

    14. "I don't know how you can stand the smell."

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    I don't know how you can stand YOURSELF.

    15. "Are you gonna ride in the Kentucky Derby?"

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    Because everyone who rides horses is also a highly successful jockey.

    16. "Those fences don't look big."

    17. "Slide stops are mean because they hurt the horse."

    18. "It's JUST a horse."

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    And you are just a person who is never going to be my friend.

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