5. “WHY YA GOTTA BE SO MEAN.”
14. “We were both kittens when I first saw you.”
15. “Soon he’s gonna find stealing other people’s spots on the bed won’t make him any friends…”
16. “…he should keep in mind there is nothing I do BETTER THAN REVENGE.”
- "We can never apologize enough." United released its report on the plane dragging accident, and outlined changes it'll make to prevent similar incidents.
- Republicans have breathed new life into their once dead Obamacare replacement and it may be enough to get the bill through the House.
- Sebastian Gorka couldn't make it as a national security expert in Hungary, but that's not stopping him from advising President Trump.
- People are calling the Trump administration's new "criminal alien" hotline to report how they've been victimized by space aliens 👽☎️