1. “Practice your puppy dog eyes. If you get good enough, you’ll be able to get ANY TREAT YOU WANT.”
2. “The humans will try to keep you off the couch, but once they realize how cuddly you are, they’ll come around.”
9. “Stand right underneath mom’s feet when she’s in the kitchen…she ALWAYS drops something yummy.”
11. “Your chances at getting a belly rub are 100% higher if you roll onto your back and smile.”
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