What If Taylor Swift Sang About Food Instead Of Boys?

T-Swizzle has been making jams of another sort lately, so it begs the question: What if her inspiration for songs lay elsewhere?

Taylor Swift recently gifted a jar of homemade jam to tourmate Ed Sheeran, complete with custom label poking fun at her infamous Kanye moment.

So what if instead of failed relationships, she wrote songs of sorrow about failed soufflés? Here are a few examples of what might have been.

1. Taylor Swift’s bRed

2. Taylor Swift’s 22 Ingredient Chili

3. Taylor Swift’s I Knew You Were Trouble Crumble

4. Taylor Swift’s Teardrops On My Steak Gui-Tartare

5. Taylor Swift’s Flour Song

6. Taylor Swift’s Long Liver & Onions

7. Taylor Swift’s Everything Has Changed But This Banana Bread

8. Taylor Swift’s Clove Story

9. Taylor Swift’s We Are Never Ever Getting Baby Back Ribs Together

10. Taylor Swift’s Back To Decemberries

11. Taylor Swift’s You Belong With Meat BBQ Sauce

12. At least we know one thing you won’t be eating …

“Your bread is a wonderland…”

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