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    What If Taylor Swift Sang About Food Instead Of Boys?

    T-Swizzle has been making jams of another sort lately, so it begs the question: What if her inspiration for songs lay elsewhere?

    Taylor Swift recently gifted a jar of homemade jam to tourmate Ed Sheeran, complete with custom label poking fun at her infamous Kanye moment.

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    So what if instead of failed relationships, she wrote songs of sorrow about failed soufflés? Here are a few examples of what might have been.

    Taylor Swift's bRed

    Taylor Swift's 22 Ingredient Chili

    Taylor Swift's I Knew You Were Trouble Crumble

    Taylor Swift's Teardrops On My Steak Gui-Tartare

    Taylor Swift's Flour Song

    Taylor Swift's Long Liver & Onions

    Taylor Swift's Everything Has Changed But This Banana Bread

    Taylor Swift's Clove Story

    Taylor Swift's We Are Never Ever Getting Baby Back Ribs Together

    Taylor Swift's Back To Decemberries

    Taylor Swift's You Belong With Meat BBQ Sauce

    At least we know one thing you won't be eating ...

    "Your bread is a wonderland..."