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    25 Types Of People Who Take Photos Of Their Food Instead Of Eating It

    Because everyone needs to see what you're eating. You're just that important.

    1. The lighting expert.

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    "Can someone bring me the diffused lamp? Maybe a gel or two."

    2. The bemused foreigner.

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    "This American dessert is just jello and fruit. How quaint. It should go nicely with my pinot noir."

    3. The dad

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    "What do you mean put the camera away? It was on sale at the Best Buy. Plus, look at those flapjacks!"

    4. The daughter

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    "My dad gave me his old camera since he got a new one from the Best Buy."

    5. The perfectionist

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    "Just tilt the waffle a little bit more... Perfect."

    6. Mr. I Got To Get The Whole Thing In The Shot.

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    And he did.

    7. The lunch breaker.

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    "These leftovers came out looking AMAZING!"

    8. The cone-heads

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    -"Hold it straight!"

    -"I am holding it straight!

    -"It's melting all over your hand!"

    -"GAHHH!"

    9. Ms. Outdoors

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    "This is going to look siiiick in sepia."

    10. Miss I'm About To Drop This Into My Food.

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    "Crap."

    11. The color enthusiast.

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    "The way the green plays off the yellow and white is just..." *begins to softly weep*

    12. The British dad visiting America.

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    "Oy, this don't look like a proper curry. I gotta snap a pic and send it to Nigel. Also, I should tell him how the Best Buy was. He'll think I was havin' a laugh!"

    13. DJ Vegetarian

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    "Yo, this red cabbage and broccolini is off the chain." *hits airhorn sound effect*

    14. The guy who had a few too many.

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    "Why aren't the pics coming out? Oops! This isn't a phone, it's a chocolate bar. My bad."

    15. Mr. Depth of Field

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    "This is how Kubrick started."

    16. The bro

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    "I am so internally regretting this decision to eat six burgers and two fries, but the societal pressure I am under on a daily basis leaves me with no choice. Also, GO SIGMA CHI!"

    17. The sweet tooth

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    "A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine not work when you have diabetes."

    18. The just-happy-to-be-there people

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    -"Finally, someone invited us to lunch."

    -"Let's commemorate the occasion by taking pictures of the dim-sum."

    -"Sounds like a plan, Stan!"

    -"Cool beans, Jan!"

    19. The stager

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    "What? I could have been eating a large brownie in the middle of the living room floor. Don't judge me."

    20. The just broken up with guy.

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    "See, Sara. I don't need you. I can take care of myself!"

    21. The guy who literally is still in line, taking a picture of his food two seconds after getting it.

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    "The first moment you see it is the one you can't forget."

    22. Mr. Shit, I Just Took a Bite

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    "Oh, well. Will have to be quicker on the draw next time."

    23. The other daughter

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    "I can't believe dad gave her the camera. He knew I wanted one, she doesn't even know who Ansel Adams is! Not like I'm jealous or anything."

    24. Mr. Lonely

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    "Happy Birthday to myself..."

    25. These two

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    "Seriously, take those off." - Their mother.

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