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Men Can't Handle Seeing A Naked Guy On The Cover Of ESPN Magazine Because Masculinity Is Fragile


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This is Zeke Elliott. He's a running back with the Dallas Cowboys and one of several stars of ESPN Magazine's annual "Body Issue."

You can now add "cover boy" to Zeke's resume.

This is the ninth annual Body Issue, and alternative covers feature nude portraits of Isaiah Thomas of the Boston Celtics, Chicago Cubs infielder Javier Baez, and tennis star Caroline Wozniacki.


Of course, you can contrast that with the male reception to tennis star Caroline Wozniacki's cover.

Caroline Wozniacki is ready for Wimbledon … and the cover of ESPN’s ninth annual Body Issue.


Fap jokes were made.