1. Lurking and finding exactly what you were looking for:
the phases of lurking and getting your feelings hurt
This isn't what I expected.
2. Overthinking all your social interactions:
3. Ignoring your patterns:
4. Passing up fun opportunities:
5. Rewarding yourself for the bare minimum:
Time for some self care.
6. Refusing to make necessary changes:
7. Expecting people to read your mind:
8. Staying up all night:
Me: I'm gonna go to sleep early this week Me @ 3am:
Why am I so tired?
9. Leaving things till the absolute last minute:
10. Picking at your skin:
11. Making yourself cry:
When ur sad and listen to sad music on purpose and get sadder
*pulls up Spotify playlist titled: "Drowning in My Tears"*
12. Running away from your obligations:
13. Refusing to get out of bed:
14. Lying to yourself:
15. Constantly oversharing:
16. Stalking your crush:
on a date: ME: lemme show u this meme i saw [the zillow page of his childhood home is the last open tab] ME: actually this isn't my phone
That is so weird, must be the NSA.
17. Inventing conspiracy theories:
I knew it.
18. Never learning from your mistakes:
19. Thinking you're fine alone:
When you cut everyone off and now you bored but got too much pride to hit anyone up
I'm having a great time, don't worry about it.
20. Spoiling your favorite shows:
Oh. Cool.
21. Babbling on and on:
It would be weird if I stopped talking now, I'm just gonna keep going until someone cuts me off.
22. Ignoring important emails:
23. Jumping the gun:
Me 2 days later: Nevermind, that's cancelled.
24. Creating drama because you're bored:
I just wanted a little excitement.
25. Disregarding helpful advice:
26. Thinking too much about your past:
27. Not letting things go:
Is it possible to just disappear now?
28. And using all the wrong coping mechanisms:
This is working for me, leave me alone.
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