1. You're incredibly perceptive:
2. WebMD is your homepage:
3. You aren't great at dealing with pain:
4. Or rejection:
5. Or hunger:
6. You get jealous super easily:
Don't be ungrateful, think of it as a present.
7. But only because you notice EVERYTHING:
when a girl starts putting shit together 😂
To be honest, I should work for the CIA.
8. You aren't shy about hiding your feelings:
9. You have no time for slow texters:
10. Because you're very busy, obviously:
11. Your worst nightmare is a conversation gone wrong:
12. It worries you when you don't get notifications:
13. You've considered deleting your online presence completely:
14. This is pretty much your reaction to anything:
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I can't believe my phone just died in public.
15. You won't hesitate to go to extremes:
16. Or to declare a state of emergency:
me after every minor inconvenience
I've definitely got a pill for this.
17. You feel like you're always being neglected:
18. People never seem to understand why they owe you an apology:
19. You tend to assume the worst:
20. Like pretty much almost always:
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21. You have your lawyer on speed dial:
22. You spend a lot of time pretending like you're the star of a soap opera:
23. People are always calling you dramatic:
24. Or sensitive:
25. You've experienced this moment many times:
26. Like... way too many times:
27. But people seem to love you anyway:
28. After all... you're pretty entertaining:
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