1. It's a total shock every time someone ISN'T interested in you:
2. People never seem to notice you as much as they should:
3. So sometimes have to take matters into your own hands to get the attention you deserve:
4. You constantly have to be careful, because your beauty can be dangerous:
5. Sometimes other people forget that everything actually revolves around you:
6. You get criticized for admiring yourself:
7. Sometimes your significant other forgets how lucky they are to have you:
8. There are times when you just CAN'T resist the urge:
9. People can be so ungrateful toward you:
10. You always have an audience to impress:
11. Sometimes you have to make do with an amateur photographer:
12. People seem to think you need feedback:
13. Everyone is always trying to steal your spotlight:
14. People will call you self-centered. As if that's an insult...
15. Your artistic choices are always being questioned:
16. You have to balance looking amazing while also completing your daily tasks:
Drive a mile in these Louboutins...
17. People are always stating the obvious:
18. You get so many unnecessary questions...
19. Sometimes you sound "vain" when you're just stating objective facts:
20. There are moments when you start to doubt yourself...so sometimes you have to double-check:
21. Being desirable is a full-time job...
22. Because honestly? It's hard being the center of the world:
I am...everything. I am the whole universe.
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