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23 Things Only Girls Who Are Addicted To Lipstick Know To Be True

You leave your mark on EVERYTHING.

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1. No one ever has to worry about which cup is yours.

2. And you're always making the mistake of re-applying a fresh coat RIGHT before eating.

You somehow never learn.


3. You leave Sephora looking like this every time. EVERY TIME.

4. Windy days and long hair are always out to get you.

5. And you face a day-to-day fear of not knowing you got lipstick on your teeth.

So many people keep quiet about it and let you walk around like a doofus.

6. Your loved ones have learned to accept the inevitable.

7. And when you do meet a cute new stranger, you have to really think about your lipstick choices.

A bold lip is the most "you." But then again, kissing (and the aftermath) might be really annoying for the other person. WHAT TO DO?


13. You spend shameful amounts of money on expanding your collection.

The upside is at least you rack up a lot of customer points to buy even more lipstick with?

14. You've never understood how your lipstick gets so horribly and mysteriously misshapen.

15. Even more tragically — it can melt if you're not careful, leaving you an emotional wreck.

17. The most devastating though is when you realize it's almost all gone.

18. But then you get to buy a new one and experience complete nirvana when you take off the cap.

19. You've dreamed up hues that you can't actually find in stores, and it's a source of constant disappointment in your life.