1. Your cheekbones will look AMAZING.
2. And your ears will be très mignonnes.
3. It takes a weight off your shoulders...LITERALLY
4. You can wear tons of makeup and still look elegant.
5. And you can wear the loudest of clothes without looking tacky.
6. You'll have SO many more halloween options.
7. Styling is SO EASY. Like "wash, dry, add gel and leave" easy.
8. Hot weather is suddenly a lot more tolerable too.
9. You’ve always wondered what you'd look like with short hair.
10. It provides your previously dyed, split-endy hair with the cleanest slate imaginable.
11. It also feels like an emotional fresh start.
12. It takes guts to sport, whether you chopped off a few inches just because...
13. ...Or you're regrowing your hair after beating the odds.
14. All you need to look sleek and edgy is a palm full of hair gel.
15. You could be as beautiful and stylish as Ginnifer and the Jennifers:
(Which should totally be a band, btw.)