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    Posted on Oct 7, 2013

    20 Lip Balm Flavors That Could Ruin Food Forever

    They've thought of everything.

    1. French Fry

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    You will experience true love when you meet someone wearing the ketchup counterpart. $2.95 on Fun Slurp.

    2. Pizza

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    You may be picky about pizza toppings, but this is one balm you can always go for. $2 on Etsy.

    3. Dill Pickle

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    Minus the slime factor. $2.95 on Archie McPhee.

    4. Marshmallow Peeps

    You'll be the tastiest chick around, for sure. $1.77 on Amazon.

    5. Sierra Nevada

    You can relive all your college hookups without the 4am bathroom pilgrimage. $7.98 on Amazon.

    6. Bacon

    You can deceive your morning cup of coffee into thinking it was part of a real breakfast. $5 on Bacon Freak.

    7. Kid's Cereal

    Childhood breakfast cereal will be a part of you 4eva~. $2.22 on Stupid.com.

    8. Wasabi

    For those who think wasabi is the most underrated part of a sushi dinner and just want to show it the love it deserves. $2.99 on Perpetual Kid.

    9. Butter (Paula Deen-Style)

    Sadly, discontinued.

    10. Buttered Popcorn

    In case you can't decide between eating popcorn or making out during a movie. Because when DON'T you have to make that choice? $3.99 on Stupid.com.

    11. Corndog

    State fairs may be annual, but these lips are available all year long ;). $3.49 on Perpetual Kid.

    12. Unicorn Farts

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    No one has to know it's just cotton candy and mint.

    13. Sriracha

    Maybe it'll burn like real sriracha and make your lips reach Angelina Jolie-status? $4.99 on Stupid.com.

    14. SPAM

    Can't argue with a classic.

    15. Cheez-It

    If you can't say no to not finishing the whole box in one sitting, what makes you think you can reject this gloss?

    16. Cinnabon

    17. Nacho

    Specifically, the cheese part. $2.95 on Fun Slurp.

    18. Cheetos

    Sans sticky residue. Genius!

    19. Brownie

    It started with eating raw batter and ended with this. $3.99 on Stupid.com.

    20. Girl Scout Cookies

    All you ever need. $9.95 (for the party pack!) on Girl Scouts.com.

    Don't be afraid.

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