1. French Fry
You will experience true love when you meet someone wearing the ketchup counterpart. $2.95 on Fun Slurp.
You may be picky about pizza toppings, but this is one balm you can always go for. $2 on Etsy.
5. Sierra Nevada
You can relive all your college hookups without the 4am bathroom pilgrimage. $7.98 on Amazon.
You can deceive your morning cup of coffee into thinking it was part of a real breakfast. $5 on Bacon Freak.
For those who think wasabi is the most underrated part of a sushi dinner and just want to show it the love it deserves. $2.99 on Perpetual Kid.
9. Butter (Paula Deen-Style)
10. Buttered Popcorn
In case you can't decide between eating popcorn or making out during a movie. Because when DON'T you have to make that choice? $3.99 on Stupid.com.
State fairs may be annual, but these lips are available all year long ;). $3.49 on Perpetual Kid.
12. Unicorn Farts
No one has to know it's just cotton candy and mint.
Maybe it'll burn like real sriracha and make your lips reach Angelina Jolie-status? $4.99 on Stupid.com.
Can't argue with a classic.
If you can't say no to not finishing the whole box in one sitting, what makes you think you can reject this gloss?
Sans sticky residue. Genius!