1. French Fry
You will experience true love when you meet someone wearing the ketchup counterpart. $2.95 on Fun Slurp.
You may be picky about pizza toppings, but this is one balm you can always go for. $2 on Etsy.
3. Dill Pickle
Minus the slime factor. $2.95 on Archie McPhee.
4. Marshmallow Peeps
You’ll be the tastiest chick around, for sure. $1.77 on Amazon.
5. Sierra Nevada
You can relive all your college hookups without the 4am bathroom pilgrimage. $7.98 on Amazon.
You can deceive your morning cup of coffee into thinking it was part of a real breakfast. $5 on Bacon Freak.
7. Kid’s Cereal
Childhood breakfast cereal will be a part of you 4eva~. $2.22 on Stupid.com.
For those who think wasabi is the most underrated part of a sushi dinner and just want to show it the love it deserves. $2.99 on Perpetual Kid.
10. Buttered Popcorn
In case you can’t decide between eating popcorn or making out during a movie. Because when DON’T you have to make that choice? $3.99 on Stupid.com.
State fairs may be annual, but these lips are available all year long ;). $3.49 on Perpetual Kid.
Maybe it’ll burn like real sriracha and make your lips reach Angelina Jolie-status? $4.99 on Stupid.com.
Don’t let Louis C.K. shame you out of it.
Specifically, the cheese part. $2.95 on Fun Slurp.
It started with eating raw batter and ended with this. $3.99 on Stupid.com.
20. Girl Scout Cookies
All you ever need. $9.95 (for the party pack!) on Girl Scouts.com.
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