1. French Fry
You will experience true love when you meet someone wearing the ketchup counterpart. $2.95 on Fun Slurp.
You may be picky about pizza toppings, but this is one balm you can always go for. $2 on Etsy.
3. Dill Pickle
Minus the slime factor. $2.95 on Archie McPhee.
4. Marshmallow Peeps
You'll be the tastiest chick around, for sure. $1.77 on Amazon.
5. Sierra Nevada
You can relive all your college hookups without the 4am bathroom pilgrimage. $7.98 on Amazon.
You can deceive your morning cup of coffee into thinking it was part of a real breakfast. $5 on Bacon Freak.
7. Kid's Cereal
Childhood breakfast cereal will be a part of you 4eva~. $2.22 on Stupid.com.
For those who think wasabi is the most underrated part of a sushi dinner and just want to show it the love it deserves. $2.99 on Perpetual Kid.
9. Butter (Paula Deen-Style)
10. Buttered Popcorn
In case you can't decide between eating popcorn or making out during a movie. Because when DON'T you have to make that choice? $3.99 on Stupid.com.
State fairs may be annual, but these lips are available all year long ;). $3.49 on Perpetual Kid.
12. Unicorn Farts
No one has to know it's just cotton candy and mint.
Maybe it'll burn like real sriracha and make your lips reach Angelina Jolie-status? $4.99 on Stupid.com.
Can't argue with a classic.
If you can't say no to not finishing the whole box in one sitting, what makes you think you can reject this gloss?
Don't let Louis C.K. shame you out of it.
Specifically, the cheese part. $2.95 on Fun Slurp.
Sans sticky residue. Genius!
It started with eating raw batter and ended with this. $3.99 on Stupid.com.
20. Girl Scout Cookies
All you ever need. $9.95 (for the party pack!) on Girl Scouts.com.