14 Hands-Down Hilarious Fails From This Week That Are Absolute Knee-Slappers

    Pre Madonna girl...all I ever wanted was the world!

    Julia Corrigan
    by Julia Corrigan

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Hello, BuzzFeed; Julia here, your one and only source into the hilarious fails of this week's internet. Welcome to the weekly roundup where I, having been through the trenches (spending hours on the internet), share with you all the funny posts I have collected (so you don't have to be chronically online, like me). Enjoy!

    1. This job advertisement:

    Just saw a job ad for a Latin teacher. Ad specified that successful applicant must be a native speaker of the language.

    Good luck with that.

    — Dr Emma Louise Barlow (she/her) (@emloubarlow) August 16, 2021
    Twitter: @emloubarlow

    2. This uplifting email:

    Nice work! Your score is poor. pic.twitter.com/W6qAvLZonQ

    — Grace (@gracecamille_) February 23, 2024
    Twitter: @gracecamille_

    3. This comment on this sweater:

    Had the audacity to deviate from my usual black clothing and wear a grey knitted tunic and just got asked how the Crusades went. pic.twitter.com/276VEDCo47

    — Erm Dea (@Em_E_Dee) February 21, 2024
    Twitter: @Em_E_Dee

    4. To whomever is walking around like this — are you okay??

    guy on r/boots has the most freakish gait i've ever seen pic.twitter.com/cSxQjKDOz7

    — 🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust (@crulge) February 23, 2024
    Twitter: @crulge

    5. This antique store attempting to swindle us:

    I went to an antique store today and they were trying to pass this off as a $125 stone planter… bitch that’s a McDonald’s ashtray pic.twitter.com/Ns2EcRlAop

    — lil urchin 🌿🪩 (@amylou126) February 24, 2024
    Twitter: @amylou126

    6. Whoever wrote the copy for this newspaper. I NEED to know what they were thinking:

    What the hell is Bluey planning pic.twitter.com/huv3zCsGZL

    — Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) February 24, 2024
    Twitter: @hansmollman

    7. This niece's method of compliance:

    ur niece is Amelia Bedelia https://t.co/v55WEPcRY2

    — Zach Zimmerman (@zzdoublezz) February 24, 2024
    Twitter: @zzdoublezz

    8. Whatever is going on with this movie theater:

    Just saw madam web at this theater in Maine……the chairs were office chairs and they didn’t dim the lights all the way…. Perfect viewing experience for a perfect movie pic.twitter.com/U2Ly4Tvl8b

    — Dana Bell (@_dana_bell) February 25, 2024
    Twitter: @_dana_bell

    9. This guy??????

    I heard the guy in the stall next to me spend 90 seconds applying a sanitary toilet seat cover before taking a shit and then looked down and noticed that the dude was barefoot pic.twitter.com/My0oDgR7Sv

    — 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) February 26, 2024
    Twitter: @DaveMcNamee3000

    10. This evil cat...

    maintaining hard eye contact with me while he eats my flowers pic.twitter.com/cB8bsvJgmo

    — michael wave (@SzMarsupial) February 25, 2024
    Twitter: @SzMarsupial

    11. This Five Nights at Freddy's notebook that is actually just a Scooby Doo notebook in disguise:

    Fellas I just bought the FNAF Spiral Journal and EVERY PAGE HAS THE FRICKIN MYSTERY MACHINE ON IT. HOW DID THEY MESS THAT UP!? pic.twitter.com/QslUcrFVHt

    — Under_Score 🐇 (@UnderScorePNG) February 25, 2024
    Twitter: @UnderScorePNG
    Hand holding an open notebook with a drawn image of the Mystery Machine from Scooby-Doo on its lined pages
    @UnderScorePNG / Via Twitter: @UnderScorePNG

    12. This, because middle schoolers have never changed:

    I found my old ipod touch from when I was twelve with 11 different slender man apps installed pic.twitter.com/WsG5OdSIjh

    — audie (@shockpine) February 21, 2024
    Twitter: @shockpine

    13. This linguistic fail, because I thought this, too (but, miraculously and thankfully, not for quite as long):

    I thought “prima donna” was “pre Madonna” until I was like 25, I thought it meant you were acting like you were about to be rich and famous like Madonna so nobody ever corrected me because I would always use the phrase correctly

    — DeWitt B. Fartin (@DeWittBFartin) February 26, 2024
    Twitter: @DeWittBFartin

    14. And, finally, this dad:

    I'll never forget when my dad was tasked with getting a cake that said "Happy birthday" and came back with this pic.twitter.com/zgBS7VjxJC

    — scorpy (@socpens) February 23, 2024
    Twitter: @socpens

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