These 18 Tweets Will Make Every History Nerd Laugh At Least Once (No Matter What Your Discipline Is)

    Any time I hear about the Bronze Age civilizations, it makes me mad, like WHO ARE THE SEA PEOPLE???

    I'm a huge history nerd, so naturally, half my Twitter feed is memes about history. I figured that since I find them funny, it'd be nice to share a few tweets with the peasant masses (you)!

    And since I didn't write these tweets (I wish I had), feel free to give a follow to anyone who made you laugh.Β 

    1. We're starting off with something topical re: the Titanic sub, because if there's one thing we know about history, it's that it always repeats itself.

    Last century, it took a whole five years to get from the Titanic naval disaster to the Russian revolution, but we managed it in only five days.

    β€” Elaine Scattermoon (@scattermoon) June 24, 2023
    Twitter: @scattermoon

    2. How many levels of Online does one need to be to understand this one...?

    Pretty crazy I almost said yes to this invite. pic.twitter.com/RNbpUb1mZO

    β€” Eduardo GarcΓ­a-Molina (@eduardo_garcmol) June 27, 2023
    Twitter: @eduardo_garcmol

    3. When people say the budget for the BarbieΒ marketing team is limitless, they mean it!

    How's this pic.twitter.com/8qkMGPfpBG

    β€” Dr. Christina H β›“οΈπŸΊπŸͺ‘ (@VolitansBalaena) June 30, 2023
    Twitter: @VolitansBalaena

    4. A little theology to liven up your day.

    I think you'll find that's kind of their whole mission statement https://t.co/t1vflCHwq0

    β€” Ante D. Luvian (@uncle_deluge) June 14, 2023
    The Picture Art Collection / Alamy Stock Photo, The Print Collector / Alamy Stock Photo / Via Twitter: @uncle_deluge

    5. I would pay so much money for a scientist to create this thing.

    normal lion, greece, 16th century pic.twitter.com/TCGiJJyWVv

    β€” weird medieval guys (@WeirdMedieval) June 22, 2023
    Science History Images / Alamy Stock Photo / Via Twitter: @WeirdMedieval

    6. Making these memes is what history majors do with our time after getting those degrees.

    Few know how supportive William the Conquerer's father was pic.twitter.com/HIcYInVsYj

    β€” Stephen Hopkins (@phil_lol_ogist) June 29, 2023
    Twitter: @phil_lol_ogist

    7. Back when tickets only cost five denarii. </3

    medieval hardcore frontman at the show WHO HERE WAS SIRED OUT OF WEDLOCK... THIS ONE IS FOR ALL MY BASTARDS ITS CALLED MY DAD THE PRIEST LOVES ALE MORE THAN ME ONE TWO THREE FOUR

    β€” ray of sunlight (@GaterHouser) June 27, 2023
    Twitter: @GaterHouser

    8. A moment of silence for our Bronze Age civilizations. :(

    pic.twitter.com/jijDK8EMKT

    β€” Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) June 25, 2023
    Twitter: @CSMFHT

    9. Is there anything that goes further back than England's feud with France?

    Just took 93-year-old mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a loud voice, she said, "which box for war with France?" A cheer went up from waiting voters.

    β€” Alexander Brown (@AlexofBrown) May 6, 2021
    Twitter: @AlexofBrown

    10. Going into WWI vs. coming out of WWII:

    pic.twitter.com/KDkkVgg8ky

    β€” History In Memes (@MemesOnHistory) June 21, 2023
    Twitter: @MemesOnHistory

    11. Get a job! πŸ—£

    https://t.co/TQQD6Y8mDO pic.twitter.com/8iD4w9Zcs2

    β€” LoΓ―c ΰ€²ΰ₯‹ΰ€΅ΰ€Ώΰ€• ιœ²δΌŠε…‹ (@LoicTheStoic) June 18, 2023
    Twitter: @LoicTheStoic
    JK, France, I'm very jealous of your three-hour lunches. Please keep protesting stuff.

    12. Imagining being a monk and painstakingly writing this out:

    This is my favourite thing ever https://t.co/VPdzWRUlkt pic.twitter.com/2rTxBvryLk

    β€” wrecked bratty sub-marine (@RadekCdydd) June 11, 2023
    Twitter: @RadekCdydd

    13. *Laughing medievally*

    crying bc google is propagating my fake news 😭 pic.twitter.com/FtRwhIt3jc

    β€” weird medieval guys (@WeirdMedieval) June 26, 2023
    Twitter: @WeirdMedieval

    14. Please try to be more inclusive of our 15th-century compatriots.

    pic.twitter.com/zLp1Z3fzHm

    β€” The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana) June 9, 2023
    Twitter: @whotfisjovana

    15. Greek tragedies: Don't fuck with fate!

    https://t.co/Q8mG65HAKZ pic.twitter.com/othnaUoeYi

    β€” Dr. Jeremy Swist πŸ€˜πŸ›οΈπŸˆ (@MetalClassicist) June 9, 2023
    Twitter: @MetalClassicist

    16. And finally... I laugh, but I have had this conversation a thousand times. People don't understand I could totally have pulled it off!

    pic.twitter.com/a03Rr5nX8h

    β€” Daily Roman Updates (@UpdatingOnRome) June 7, 2023
    Twitter: @UpdatingOnRome

    What's everyone's most fun, stupid history take? I like to tell people that Hannibal could have done it, he just didn't feel like it that day.