10 MORE Reasons Why Matt Troher Is A Bitch

That artisan coffee loving bitch

Matthew Troher. We all know him. If we love him or hate him, there is one thing we can all agree on. He's a bitch.

Matt Troher / Via Instagram

I went to some of Matt's best friends to get to the bottom of the big question, why?

1. He's a show off

"He's taking a graduate level course just to flex on the rest of us". (From Lindsey Lebeda)

2. He just... isn't a winner

"He was a runner-up twice. First in Survivor, then in the Amazing Race". (From Brendan Quealy)

3. He’s a Mess

“ Whenever he’s at my house, he never picks up his trash.” (From Jack Cannan)

4. His cat is STILL ugly

Ellie Cawthorne / Via Instagram

(From Ellie Cawthorne)

5. He sees movies way more than needed

“You can only see Midsommar for the tenth time once”. (From Jackson Rummler)

6. He’s on a diet

“He’s on this diet and can’t eat meat but then be does it anyway”. (From Ellie Cawthorne)

7. He’s unable

“This bitch can’t even drive”. (From Matt Troher)

8. He’s evolving too fast

“His fashion sense is getting better at too fast of a rate”. (From Kevin Danner)

9. He’s trying too hard

“ I mean he listens to indie music and drinks only black coffee. Also, his glasses or haircut”. (From Ben Kulat)

10. The thing everyone can agree on...

“He has no spleen”, “He kicked out his spleen”, “He thinks his spleen is a cat”. (From Brendan Quealy, Lindsey Lebeda, and Jackson Rummler)