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What Judy Are You?

in the words of the tootsie roll Mr. Owl: "Let's found out."

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  1. You find yourself at a party. What are you most likely to be doing?

    Silently judging others a la Jordan Best.
    Silently judging others a la Jordan Best.
    Throwin' dat ass in a circle
    Throwin' dat ass in a circle
    Searching for the cheeseballs and/or the other snacks
    Searching for the cheeseballs and/or the other snacks
    Looking for the hottest person to snog
    Looking for the hottest person to snog
    Snappin' a selfie or updating snapchat
    Snappin' a selfie or updating snapchat
    On the verge of blacking-out
    On the verge of blacking-out
  2. What playlist are you most likely to be listening during a pregame?

    "In Judy's Kitchen"
    "Top 50"
    "Early 2000s Jams"
    "TJ Maxx"
    "Ultimate Pop Divas"
    "Songs to Twerk To"
  3. What picture of a husky speaks to your soul the most?

  4. Favorite drunk snack?

    Literally anything from Cookout
    Literally anything from Cookout
    Sour gummy worms or other candy
    Sour gummy worms or other candy
    Water a la Erin DeMane
    Water a la Erin DeMane
    Leftovers from the elaborate meal I prepared the night before
    Leftovers from the elaborate meal I prepared the night before
    Whitespot or anything on the corner
    Whitespot or anything on the corner
    Anything that plus dollars can buy. But your plus dollars. Because I'm broke.
    Anything that plus dollars can buy. But your plus dollars. Because I'm broke.
  5. What architectural structure represents your personality?

  6. Choose a Tinder profile descripton

    DTC - down to clown.
    DTC - down to clown.
    Scroll to the sixth pic to see my ween.
    Scroll to the sixth pic to see my ween.
    Always ready to dance. If you're not a fan of Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, the Backstreet Boys, the Bayardigans, Nickelback, One Direction (post-Zayne), and/or the Biebs, then swipe left
    Always ready to dance. If you're not a fan of Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, the Backstreet Boys, the Bayardigans, Nickelback, One Direction (post-Zayne), and/or the Biebs, then swipe left
    I need someone who's adventurous, someone to shotgun a beer with on a Tuesday night before our 9am the next day, a ride-or-die chick, someone who likes their drugs HARD and their sex even HARDER.
    I need someone who's adventurous, someone to shotgun a beer with on a Tuesday night before our 9am the next day, a ride-or-die chick, someone who likes their drugs HARD and their sex even HARDER.
    Looking to do some tongue stuff with that special someone. Can be light tongue.
    Looking to do some tongue stuff with that special someone. Can be light tongue.
  7. Which one of Juwan's horcruxes would you want to DESTROY

    Jordan Best
    Jordan Best
    that damn plant puppet
    that damn plant puppet
    His never-charged phone
    His never-charged phone
    Jessika Washington
    Jessika Washington
    his ass
    his ass
    Spectrum Theatre's Welcome to Thebes
    Spectrum Theatre's Welcome to Thebes

What Judy Are You?

You got: Throwback Dudey Judy

You're the ugly duckling that grew up to be a less ugly duckling. You love social media because you're always having the time of your life. Everyone is envious of your snapchat stories and perfect filter choices. You're the most likely to live a glamorous life and have a mid-life emotional breakdown in which you drunkenly burn down your house, after which you'll post a FB photo of the burnt remains that gets 1000+ likes.

Throwback Dudey Judy
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You got: Snooty LGBTQutie Jutie

Your European mannerisms, holier-than-thou attitude, and excellent taste in fashion confuse everyone about your sexuality. Are you gay? Are you straight? Are you flirting with me right now? Are you an amorphous polyamorous non-binary hermaphrodite? Whatever you are, you're too darn hot, and no one is safe from your dragon-slaying sassiness

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You got: Domestic Goddess (Judy)

mmmmmmmmm you always smell good... good enough to eat. what you been cookin, good-lookin? some chicken parm? some mozzarelly stickies? let's see what's hiding underneath that apron...a big ole eggplant? some tasty huevos? show me the way to nirvana, my mighty goddess.

Domestic Goddess (Judy)
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You got: Lewdy Judy

You're the ultimate flirt, a #itsbritneybitch womanizer with the sex drive of a literal taurus. You have a great eye for beauty and beauty is in the eye of the beholder and you love to behold beautiful people if you know what I mean ;)

Lewdy Judy
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You got: Big Ole Ghetto Booty Judy

No one can say "no" to dat ass. Not only is your butt rounder than the rotunda, but(t) you never waste an opportunity to throw it back on the dance floor. Nobody is safe when your fav song comes on in the club. God twerks in mysterious ways and so does your big ole butt

Big Ole Ghetto Booty Judy
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You got: Dude!!! Where's My Jude???

You're a go with the flow kinda girl which makes you super funny and super fun to hang out with but also means that you're the most likely to get separated from your friend group during a drunken escapade and wake up next to a hobo and wonder "whe- where am I? why am I in a constant state of wtfuckery? is this a ledge i'm sitting on? is this a hobo? psy-psyduck?????"

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