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Are You More Pippin From Pippin, Bobby From Company, Or Urine From Urinetown?

Are you a troubled man-soul with commitment issues and an existential crises or a troubled man-soul with commitment issues and an existential crises or urine?

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  1. If you were a circus performer, what would your talent be?

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    A lion tamer
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    A sword swallower
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    A trapeze-artist
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    A fire breather
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    An elephant balancing on a teeny tiny ball
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    A bearded lady with facial hair and hair... down there
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    A ringleader who is secretly banging all the freak show acts
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    A sword swallower ;)
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    A strongman/woman with AN EVEN STRONGER PEEN/VAG
  2. "Phone rings, Door chimes, In comes..."

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    A little birdy with a juicy secret about the person you dislike
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    A strapping UPS man
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    CHOCOLATES!!?!?!?!
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    Ishy
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    This baby
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    A single piece of corn
  3. FMK: Lawrence, Patrick, Bob Chapel

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    Fuck Lawrence, Marry Patrick, Kill Bob Chapel
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    Fuck Lawrence, Marry Bob Chapel Kill Patrick
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    Fuck Bob Chapel, Marry Patrick, Kill Lawrence
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    Fuck Bob Chapel, Marry Lawrence, Kill Patrick
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    Fuck Patrick, Marry Lawrence, Kill Bob Chapel
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    Fuck Patrick, Marry Bob Chapel, Kill Lawrence
  4. *ding dong*

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    Bobby!
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    Bobby baby!
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    Bobby bubbi!
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    Robby!
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    Robert darling!
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    Robbo!
  5. What weird-ass musical are you most shocked to find that FYP did?

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    Victor/Victoria
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    Big River: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
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    The Wiz
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    Barnum
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    Working
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    Me and My Girl
  6. If rivers belong where they can ramble, and eagles belong where they can fly, then where does Andrew Barat belong?

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    in my heart for all times
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    in modest house with a smoking hot wife who sincerely loves him
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    look, i don't really care. What i DO KNOW is that Andrew is a hot ass daddy and I want him to hold me and whisper dirty things into my ear as we watch HGTV
  7. What is your favorite director-emeritus quote?

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    "...so that was a lot."
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    "what the hell!?"
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    *some weird dolphin noise*
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    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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    "as Cinderella's mother said: have courage and be kind"
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    *silence followed by an intense side-eye*
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