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Are You More Pippin From Pippin, Bobby From Company, Or Urine From Urinetown?

Are you a troubled man-soul with commitment issues and an existential crises or a troubled man-soul with commitment issues and an existential crises or urine?

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  1. If you were a circus performer, what would your talent be?

    A lion tamer
    A lion tamer
    A sword swallower
    A sword swallower
    A trapeze-artist
    A trapeze-artist
    A fire breather
    A fire breather
    An elephant balancing on a teeny tiny ball
    An elephant balancing on a teeny tiny ball
    A bearded lady with facial hair and hair... down there
    A bearded lady with facial hair and hair... down there
    A ringleader who is secretly banging all the freak show acts
    A ringleader who is secretly banging all the freak show acts
    A sword swallower ;)
    A sword swallower ;)
    A strongman/woman with AN EVEN STRONGER PEEN/VAG
    A strongman/woman with AN EVEN STRONGER PEEN/VAG
  2. "Phone rings, Door chimes, In comes..."

    A little birdy with a juicy secret about the person you dislike
    A little birdy with a juicy secret about the person you dislike
    A strapping UPS man
    A strapping UPS man
    CHOCOLATES!!?!?!?!
    CHOCOLATES!!?!?!?!
    Ishy
    Ishy
    This baby
    This baby
    A single piece of corn
    A single piece of corn
  3. FMK: Lawrence, Patrick, Bob Chapel

    Fuck Lawrence, Marry Patrick,
Kill Bob Chapel
    Fuck Lawrence, Marry Patrick, Kill Bob Chapel
    Fuck Lawrence,
Marry Bob Chapel
Kill Patrick
    Fuck Lawrence, Marry Bob Chapel Kill Patrick
    Fuck Bob Chapel,
Marry Patrick,
Kill Lawrence
    Fuck Bob Chapel, Marry Patrick, Kill Lawrence
    Fuck Bob Chapel,
Marry Lawrence,
Kill Patrick
    Fuck Bob Chapel, Marry Lawrence, Kill Patrick
    Fuck Patrick,
Marry Lawrence,
Kill Bob Chapel
    Fuck Patrick, Marry Lawrence, Kill Bob Chapel
    Fuck Patrick,
Marry Bob Chapel,
Kill Lawrence
    Fuck Patrick, Marry Bob Chapel, Kill Lawrence
  4. *ding dong*

    Bobby!
    Bobby!
    Bobby baby!
    Bobby baby!
    Bobby bubbi!
    Bobby bubbi!
    Robby!
    Robby!
    Robert darling!
    Robert darling!
    Robbo!
    Robbo!
  5. What weird-ass musical are you most shocked to find that FYP did?

    Victor/Victoria
    Victor/Victoria
    Big River: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
    Big River: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
    The Wiz
    The Wiz
    Barnum
    Barnum
    Working
    Working
    Me and My Girl
    Me and My Girl
  6. If rivers belong where they can ramble, and eagles belong where they can fly, then where does Andrew Barat belong?

    in my heart for all times
    in my heart for all times
    in modest house with a smoking hot wife who sincerely loves him
    in modest house with a smoking hot wife who sincerely loves him
    look, i don't really care. What i DO KNOW is that Andrew is a hot ass daddy and I want him to hold me and whisper dirty things into my ear as we watch HGTV
    look, i don't really care. What i DO KNOW is that Andrew is a hot ass daddy and I want him to hold me and whisper dirty things into my ear as we watch HGTV
  7. What is your favorite director-emeritus quote?

    "...so that was a lot."
    "what the hell!?"
    *some weird dolphin noise*
    *some weird dolphin noise*
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
    "as Cinderella's mother said: have courage and be kind"
    *silence followed by an intense side-eye*
    *silence followed by an intense side-eye*

Are You More Pippin From Pippin, Bobby From Company, Or Urine From Urinetown?

You got: Bobby from Company

You're an extremely likable person for reasons most people including the people who like you can't seem to understand. Scream into the void about how much you want someone to love you and maybe the void will pity your pathetic life and at least give you a pet.

Bobby from Company
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You got: Pippin from Pippin

You have horrible taste in clothing and murderous tendencies but you're also the most likely in your friend group to either become rich and famous or find true happiness in simple pleasures, such as tending sheep.

Pippin from Pippin
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You got: Urine from Urinetown

Salty and slippery, you're the true winner of AFM.

Urine from Urinetown
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