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From the good ones to the bad, we love/hate our regulars.

Which One Of Our Regulars Are You?

You pull up to the speaker box and we greet you. What do you say?

When was the last time you actually paid for your iced capp? We love you more than anyone and you get an all-access pass to club Tim. <3

Ruth

Trashy? You've never heard of it. You're too glam to give a damn and sweet as cotton candy.

Large iced capp, medium iced capp with two espresso shots, small sweet tea, small fruit chill, bulldog card

You're a stone cold lady with no time for politeness. You wouldn't dare let us skimp you on your 30 cent discount, either.

Small iced tea, no sugar, senior discount

You like to live life dangerously. You don't really have anything to say to us when you come to visit, but you do like to drive on the wild side with an infant as your co-pilot.

Baby in the front seat lady

You don't take anyone's shit, and if they try to give you any, you'll snap right back. Everyone better stay out of your way or they'll regret it.

No goop on top

No one really invited you here, you just kind of stumbled in on your own. You're gone now, but people still ask about you. They want to know the truth. They want to know what happened. What happened after that one fateful night of hell and torture. You're silent and wise, gone but not forgotten.

The zebra

You are literally so mean, but for some reason, Elaina still finds you attractive. Maybe I'd find you attractive if you weren't a literal piece of human garbage. Anyway, you drive a really big truck and are rude as shit.

The cowboy (Elaina's over there creamin' in her pants)

What is wrong with you. Literally what. Is. Wrong. With. You. I hate you so much. An iced Americano sounds absolutely terrible. Also, one time someone made you a grilled cheese and it looked absolutely perfect but you had to have it remade because it was "too burnt" for you. One time I almost hit you on Court Street because you walked right out into the street when it was broad daylight and you just decided to cross the street when I had a green light. That's all I have to say about you.

Iced americano girl

You used to spend countless hours in the dining room reviewing the entire office that you brought with you. In fact, you spent so much time here that we began to call you "our manager." You're quiet and respectful, and you like to do research in your spare time. No one knows what else you might be doing, but we do know that you like to keep file folders in milk crates and carry them around.

Our manager

Every night at 9:45 and zero seconds, you sneakily slither into our front door and we whisk the minors to the back so they don't have to deal with your creepy eyes. You're dark and secretive but friendly to the naked eye.

Creepy 9:45 guy

You are the sweetest, loveliest human being we've ever had the pleasure of serving. As soon as we see you pull in, that decaf is brewin' fresh.

Grandma

You've been looking for jobs for a while now, but we think it's just because you like to spend time with us in our dining room.

Job-seeking latte/iced coffee lady

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